Hipster approach or “what to do when writing press releases is boring”

A press release is such a thing that few people read, but which is necessary for the chronicles. For Backendless, which works for your benefit, the motto “zero lines of the server code in the application” brings to life, the Day of Judgment is approaching the date of the commercial release. This means that you will need material for the press and it’s time to do this not the most inspiring thing.



But since today is Friday, and there is not enough enthusiasm on this issue, a parody of a traditional press release is offered to your attention.

“The wind from Texas brought exorbitant freedom to the backend platform for mobile developers”
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The n-th day of the month Adar according to the Mayan calendar, 633 years from the Kulikov Battle
Santa Barbara Texas / Kiev
Office "Backendgotov" ( BackendLess )

Drum & BaaS rocks!

The event was accomplished long ago awaited by the highest caste of the population of PaleBlDot - by all human-like bio-robots and inhabitants of the matrix. TechnoHub, who dreams of all virtual reality architects distributing nishtyaki and buns, finally finished a stable version of the most powerful transcendental BaaS-a (backend-as-a-service) in the world, and therefore removes the prefix "beta" announces a commercial release of the platform. After the popularity of this service grows, a massive relief from depressions from routine tasks and a decrease in the suicide rate among coders of all ranks and stripes is expected when writing the server part. Now you can rivet mobile and desktop applications 10 2 times faster. The most friendly and stable server for your applications is ready.

Match feature

Basic services:

• Manage avatars
• Antisocial networks support
• Relational data
• Publish / Subscribe messages
• Push notifications
• Big Brother Geolocation
• Media streams (live video and audio broadcast)
• Cloud storage

Unique artifacts:

• application level version support
• cross-platform objects / data movement
• complex data queries (you can query hierarchical data when searching)
• support audio / video glamor broadcasting or recording on the server
• support message filtering for publish / sabcrab messaging
• a freebie forever (the creator droids do not believe that the inhabitants of developing countries will pay for software in our lifetime. In any case, you can stay on the free plan).

All APIs are wrapped in C (s) D (o) K (s) for iOS, Android, Windows Phone / .Net, JavaScript and Flex / AIR. In addition to the API subsystems there are such nyashki as auto-scaling and beam admin console.

Soon on blue screens:

• auto-code generation
• export / import all data (no lock-in)
• custom server code (node.js / java)
• the possibility of tailing sites and applications

Check or not tryndezh?

Chief sheriff of the project, Mark (cat-) Piller

“ We have long dreamed of making the hard life of cactus developers going from project to project easier. (Mark lives in Texas and knows a lot about cacti. Ed.) Now, without dancing and a tambourine, you can create prototypes and full-fledged applications in minutes. All your focus is transferred to the client part and the UX, since the whole Chernovukh on the server part is ready. In addition, unlike other platforms, we will not have lock-in_a. From the moment of cutting the dough from the rich burzhuinov commercialization of the platform, the ability to backup and export all of its data from the system will be available. "

Bonus
We hope that in exchange for a bold free plan, noble users will help in finding bazgil and voting for your favorite chips. The most active will be dedicated to the knights of the code table or get given a Kuaaa of the IIIrd degree and a black belt for memory. Praise Obmaterit platform can be there.

Disclaimer: when creating this service, none of the blondes and live animals was hurt.

Interesting Facts:
- The creation of the Backendless 2.0 version took 200 kg of coffee, 3 bags of tea, 375 workdays - 100,800 bio-man hours, 255 years of combined experience, 1.5 tons of cookies, 7-13 seconds of rallies, 5555 beetles.
- Initially, the developers planned to position this service as a platform for feminists (but zassali;))

PS Have a nice weekend! \ 0 /