Microsoft vs Zombies

For a long time I did not pay attention to the bright orange banner, which periodically turns in the right-hand column of the habr. But today, for some reason, I decided to read and find out “I need it or not?”. The text simply fascinated - “To deal with pirates is easy,” “To deal with malicious code is easier than ever,” and so on.

And for the sake of interest, I decided to poke.

To warm up Microsoft (and I found myself on their website) immediately suggested that I beat up with ninjas, secret agents, aliens and other evil spirits like zombies.
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I hesitated. Ninja or zombie? I chose a zombie, but, unfortunately, I did not manage to shoot from the heart. After choosing the enemy, instead of the expected shooters, they showed me a video clip where an office worker hides under the table from the three dead - an office guard, a bald fat man in a business suit (probably it was the director), and, unclearly, asphalt paver.

I did not watch the rest of the videos, but it was still fun to wander around the site - below are a couple of illustrated quotes.

Thumbnail number one.

Having repelled the attack of the evil space aliens, focus your attention on the really important issues: protect your company from numerous digital threats.

Notice how the little alien grew up after the flu little man sneezed on him. I had to choke with my hands.

Thumbnail number two.

Having coped with the annoying ninja, it's time to make sure that your company is protected from more real threats: spam, viruses and malicious attacks, which, if you do not take any measures, will cover the IT department with an avalanche and literally paralyze the company's work.

In the end, what product I was offered I didn’t find out (I really didn’t really want to), but I realized that if you have never saved the world from aliens or have not yet managed to beat a couple of ninjutsu masters, it’s too early to use Microsoft products - hardening is not enough ...