Feng shui optimizer

“In the light of the current hobby of inapplicable oriental foolishness, the“ right ”gadget can save many people infected with copper compasses, mirrors and painted scribbles ...”

That is exactly what the Japanese scientists decided, and released an irreplaceable in the life of a smart fenshuist - a liberal piece. A small key chain, specially charged by cynical Buddhists, is capable of changing the poles of Tsy , Tsitsy and Tsytsy .
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For the uninitiated, I will explain: the doctrine says that each case must be dealt with in a strictly designated part of the dwelling (which, of course , is ampersand , is absolutely impossible in modern living conditions).

To the aid of lovers of kissing in the kitchen, sitting at the laptop in the bedroom, smoking in the toilet, gaining knowledge in the bathroom (with a half-soaked book in their hands) - an elegant miniature assistant comes. It is enough to turn the lid of the device, and the necessary pole will appear on the face screen (“Love”, “Money”, “Work” ...). After the seventh turn, the necessary one will appear, even if you are not very lucky. And then you can safely do business, in full confidence that the " feng shui " is on your side.

The owner of this gadget is easy to learn. At the moment when the next “ advanced ” fat aunt begins to penetrate from the TV screen, and his wife is preparing to move the wardrobe-sofas, he finds in his pocket his universal amulet, and slyly smiles.

The original post (+ picture + opinions of “fenshulyubov”) - there .