I once said ...

I once said that without a perfectly documented code with a multi-level plug-in architecture, the customer would be convulsed every time his fingers touched the keyboard. Now I’m a customer and I understand that I don’t need a perfect code , dependencies and two signor for the price of one. The main thing is to work and be done on time. And preferably for free.

I once said that not only the applicant, but also the interviewer should be preparing for an interview. Now I myself conduct interviews, but after the tenth interview all applicants look like the Chinese - the same.

I once said that only children who are late for meetings can be late. Now I myself am often late for meetings, but at the same time I do not sleep with the peasants.
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I once said that the main thing in any project is the right process. Well, more cookies. Now I only have an Orthodox scam, infused with kanban , but projects are being packaged with the same success.

I once said that you need to study well in order to achieve something in life. Now I read Forbes, but I don’t see academicians on the list of the richest.

I once said that all managers are gon $$, and developers are balloons. Now I am a manager, and it is still not clear who is gon $$ n.

Once I said that all govnokodery need to be anathematized, making a fire from old iPhones. Now I pray to them, because if they disappear, the domestic IT industry will disappear together with them and you have to work or steal, like all normal people.

I once said that you need to be smart and kind. Now I am smart and kind, while others use it constantly.

I once said that being a startup is awesome. Now I am a startup . I wish I was a google coder ...

I once said that when I grow up, I will turn the world upside down. Now I grew up and realized that magnus ... to speak - not to roll bags.

* “I” is a collective image, any coincidences are random.

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