| Carrot | Film |
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Production | A farmer spent a million bucks buying seeds, sowing carrots, growing them. Carrots grew to ... and five more. | The director slammed a million bucks and made a movie. No "and five more pieces" - stupidly one movie. Total. |
Sale | A farmer in a crowd sold the entire crop to a dealer for two million. | The director sold the tape for five lemons. He is not such a sucker as a farmer, so that only 100% of profit will be received! |
Spread | Conditionally, we assume that the total yield amounted to one million kilograms. The store sold the carrots for five bucks per kilo, but a thousand kilograms rotted as they lay on the shelves, and another five hundred kilograms were carried by an old woman in a sleeve. | The film was watched by a million people with tickets for 20 bucks, plus a bunch of DVDs with the movie were sold, plus as a reasonable person, the distributor made his small business selling souvenirs, plus toys based on the movie ... And several thousand people downloaded the movie from torrents. Oh! What a nightmare! They are criminals pohlesche dragging carrots! After all, carrots cannot be resold with a margin hundreds of times what the cost of producing it was !!! |
Purchase | You bought a carrot before you ate it, or it didn't rot - you are the owner of the carrot. However, even if it is rotten - you are the owner of the rotten carrot! | You bought a movie disc. Or a movie ticket. You do not become the owner of the purchased film - only the disk, and even that is “conditional”. About the ticket to the cinema, which often costs more than a movie disc, I am silent - this is generally a “sound of money”! |
Consumer protection | If you bought "the best carrot", as it appears in the advertisement, and you were sold rotten - you have the right to protect your interests. | If you were sold a ticket for the “best film” and showed rottenness - no one will protect your interests. “For this is a subjective opinion - Uncle Vasya, to whom we paid with a bottle of vodka for examination, does not consider it rotten!” |
Manufacturer Responsibility | If the carrot was announced as “suitable for children from 6 years old,” and the child from this transgenic infection stabbed - the producer is responsible up to the criminal one. | If you come with a child to a film with a rating of “From 6 years old,” and there dinosaurs eat people with blood, and during breaks the main character is f ... tons of people around, ranging from pensioners to dinosaurs - the producer is not responsible! |
Right to use | You can eat a purchased carrot, you can squeeze the juice out of it, you can even sell this juice or shove the carrot in yourself ... for sexual pleasure and make a film "where I don’t need carrot!" Neither the farmer nor the store can forbid you this. | You have the right to watch a purchased movie disc yourself. Everything. You have no right to show it to your friends, to arrange a cinema in which to turn a film for money, too. And God forbid, you will remove the video "As I put the disk where it is not necessary"! Start with the fact that it hurts, ending with the fact that the right holders will tear the rest of your hole for using their disk without their permission! |
Taxes | The producer of carrots does not require its percentage from the manufacturers of pots and pans, because they can be used to make carrots! | Yes, yes, I again about "MIGALKOVSKY PERCENT"! |