Hackers against the director of the dining room. 200 day war
The first day
The hacker comes to the public dining room and indignantly discovers that the salt shaker on the table can be unscrewed by anyone and put everything there. The hacker comes home and writes an angry letter to the dining room director: " I, meG @ Duc |, discovered the vulnerability of the salt shaker in your dining room. The attacker can open the salt shaker and pour poison into it! Take action urgently! "
Second day
The director, among other business letters, requests for food supplies and courier notifications, receives a letter, and shrugs: " To whom did this nonsense just come to mind? "
Fifth day
Hacker comes to the dining room, pours poison in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people die, the directors are dragged through the courts for three months and ultimately justified in the absence of corpus delicti. Hacker writes a letter in the style of " well, see? ".
96th day
The director buys specially designed castors with a combination lock. Visitors to the dining room feel that they in this life do not understand something.
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Day 97th
Hacker discovers that the holes in the salt shakers pass the salt in both directions. And not only salt, but in general anything. He writes an indignant letter to the director and pissing all the salt-cellar dining rooms. Three hundred people stop visiting this canteen in general, thirty go to hospitals with poisoning. Hacker after him sends the director sms-ku " Well, how are you? ". Directors, meanwhile, carry three months in the courts and give a year of probation.
Day 188
The director of the dining room swears in life no longer work in any dining room, but quietly and peacefully load the forest in Siberia. Engineers are working on a new castor with a one-way valve. The waitresses, in the meantime, take out all the old castors and distribute the salt by hand.
Day 190th
A hacker pulls the salt shaker from the dining room and studies its structure at home. He writes an angry letter to the director: “ I, meG @ Duc |, steal the salt shaker and find this fact outrageous! Anyone can steal the salt shaker from your dining room! ” Before that, the non-drinking director reads the letter, goes home and drinks vodka.
Day 193rd
The hacker discovers that all the salt shakers in the dining room are chained to the tables. He comes to the next hacker SPRYG and reports on his success, receiving there a well-deserved reward for protecting the interests of society and the consumer. Fortunately, the director does not know anything about this and will not drink ahead of time.
Day 194th
As part of a devilishly ingeniously thought out operation, hackers break into the canteen throughout the SPRYG and pour salt from all the salt shakers into their pockets. Hacker meG @ Duc | writes an embarrassed letter to the director, hinting that there is no concern for the visitors in the dining room and any reptile can deprive honest people of salt in an instant. Salt dispenser with authorization is needed just desperately.
Day 196
Engineers are working on a new castor while the waitresses hand out the salt again. The director goes on vacation to the Seychelles and dines only in the room, avoiding dining rooms, restaurants and bars.
200th day
Visitors to the dining room with horror find that in order to pour salt, they have to go to the waiter, present a passport, get a special 8-digit one-time code for the salt shaker. To obtain pepper, the procedure should be repeated.
=)))))
Maybe a bust of course, but there is some truth :))))))
(c) xakep.ru
The hacker comes to the public dining room and indignantly discovers that the salt shaker on the table can be unscrewed by anyone and put everything there. The hacker comes home and writes an angry letter to the dining room director: " I, meG @ Duc |, discovered the vulnerability of the salt shaker in your dining room. The attacker can open the salt shaker and pour poison into it! Take action urgently! "
Second day
The director, among other business letters, requests for food supplies and courier notifications, receives a letter, and shrugs: " To whom did this nonsense just come to mind? "
Fifth day
Hacker comes to the dining room, pours poison in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people die, the directors are dragged through the courts for three months and ultimately justified in the absence of corpus delicti. Hacker writes a letter in the style of " well, see? ".
96th day
The director buys specially designed castors with a combination lock. Visitors to the dining room feel that they in this life do not understand something.
')
Day 97th
Hacker discovers that the holes in the salt shakers pass the salt in both directions. And not only salt, but in general anything. He writes an indignant letter to the director and pissing all the salt-cellar dining rooms. Three hundred people stop visiting this canteen in general, thirty go to hospitals with poisoning. Hacker after him sends the director sms-ku " Well, how are you? ". Directors, meanwhile, carry three months in the courts and give a year of probation.
Day 188
The director of the dining room swears in life no longer work in any dining room, but quietly and peacefully load the forest in Siberia. Engineers are working on a new castor with a one-way valve. The waitresses, in the meantime, take out all the old castors and distribute the salt by hand.
Day 190th
A hacker pulls the salt shaker from the dining room and studies its structure at home. He writes an angry letter to the director: “ I, meG @ Duc |, steal the salt shaker and find this fact outrageous! Anyone can steal the salt shaker from your dining room! ” Before that, the non-drinking director reads the letter, goes home and drinks vodka.
Day 193rd
The hacker discovers that all the salt shakers in the dining room are chained to the tables. He comes to the next hacker SPRYG and reports on his success, receiving there a well-deserved reward for protecting the interests of society and the consumer. Fortunately, the director does not know anything about this and will not drink ahead of time.
Day 194th
As part of a devilishly ingeniously thought out operation, hackers break into the canteen throughout the SPRYG and pour salt from all the salt shakers into their pockets. Hacker meG @ Duc | writes an embarrassed letter to the director, hinting that there is no concern for the visitors in the dining room and any reptile can deprive honest people of salt in an instant. Salt dispenser with authorization is needed just desperately.
Day 196
Engineers are working on a new castor while the waitresses hand out the salt again. The director goes on vacation to the Seychelles and dines only in the room, avoiding dining rooms, restaurants and bars.
200th day
Visitors to the dining room with horror find that in order to pour salt, they have to go to the waiter, present a passport, get a special 8-digit one-time code for the salt shaker. To obtain pepper, the procedure should be repeated.
=)))))
Maybe a bust of course, but there is some truth :))))))
(c) xakep.ru
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/17520/
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