
Exactly one year ago, on April 1, 2012, during the excavations of Stonehenge, a previously unknown manuscript of English playwright Christopher Marlowe (1564-1593) was found. This event passed on Habré unnoticed, although the work is full of amazing insights, and the name is significant:
The terrible Habrahabr .
The play has not yet been published, so I would venture to offer the habrovans a modest translation from Old English - perhaps it will interest someone.
This is a terrible word Habrahabr
Characters:Gabriele , Prince, 18 years old.
Francesca , his bride, 16 years old.
Witch , 20 years old.
Action 1
Gabriele and Francesca.FrancescaTell me, Gabriele, why
You frowned - noticed the tea?
I don't understand this attitude
After all, soon our wedding!
GabrieleNot by chance
Pensive my appearance.
FrancescaWhat say
So worried, as if soon in a loop?
Betrayal? Enemy sharpened knives?
Have them all be executed then.
GabrieleImmediately!
FrancescaAre you kidding?
GabrieleYes - even sick to me now.
FrancescaFi, this is arrogance! Just before the wedding!
GabrielePlease Francesca believe me
There is some foreboding. Learn to ...
FrancescaWhat, what to know?
GabrieleWhat the witch will tell me.
FrancescaWhat other witch?
GabrieleThere is a custom
Since ancient times in my family ...
FrancescaHe's not against the accepted propriety?
GabrieleThat witch - grooms come to her
For the oath of marriage soon.
There is no ancient custom.
FrancescaWhy be sad? Go without talking!
In vain worried.
GabrieleNot at all.
The world has not met the worst bitch,
Than this witch. Will crumble something
And then I ... I would have kept my nerves
Yes, I can not - custom to say.
I'm afraid she will give us adversity
When will she have a question to ask
How we will spend years together.
FrancescaAnd you ask about something else.
GabrieleI should ask her about the family.
Oh, I finished playing, I feel, with fire,
Although usually cautious!
FrancescaAsk, but suppose not about us.
GabrieleWho then?
FrancescaAbout our remote
Descendants, and let at least an hour
Tells about his mirages.
What is the matter with us?
GabrieleMay somehow
And it will cost, even though I'm afraid to go.
FrancescaAh, Gabriele, head on chest
Bow to me and stand, my friend, brave.
My baby ... Gabriele ... Well, bold
Follow our upcoming happiness.
GabrieleI do not like it, she-si.
Leaves.FrancescaAnd hurry, you hear, come back!
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Action 2
The Witch and Gabriele.WitchAppeared, yes? .. I haven't been for a long time
In my dwelling prince highborn.
GabrieleI am not behind this. With this tied up -
I told.
WitchAnd then whatever
From your girlfriend?
GabrieleYou throw it.
You are not a girl to me, but a witch.
Let seduce once managed
What clung to the body like a scab?
All past relationships ... Listen, I
Do not quarrel came - not for this.
Family is required for engagement
Custom to observe.
WitchWhere we are pointing!
To the abandoned lover came
Not forgiveness - only advice.
You, Gabriele, climb on the rampage.
And I'm a witch.
GabrieleShame on you is unknown.
WitchDo not be afraid, in the predictions do not lie.
Now check, young beauty
Will I have to father's court
Or in the mouth of the constricted mange
Will start in a month ...
GabrieleWait a minute!
Another question I intend to ask you.
What awaits my descendants ahead
Years through three hundred or eight hundred?
WitchSure?
GabrieleYes, I am sure!
WitchTime, open up!
Let the dark abyss open,
And through her unknown life
It spits like grains everywhere.
I see, I see, I see in advance:
Descendant your distant - praprapra-
great-great-great-great-grandson will fall
In dependence on Habra-Habra-Habra.
GabrieleWhat are the words from your mouth fly?
They are incomprehensible to me.
WitchListen further.
GabrieleI have to, yes ... There is a crunch in my ears.
No, stop it now! Go on!
WitchYour descendant, your great-grandson - praprapra ...
On Habrahabr will become an old-timer.
However, it does not make good
Only tears from the tension of the vein,
GabrieleBut why?
WitchInstead of gold
He will collect in the piggy bank pluses.
GabrieleDescendant idiot? You beat your breath!
WitchIn captivity of illusions, schizium and allusions,
A descendant in Habrahabr gazes down,
In its patterns are bright ...
GabrieleIt's hard for me
A madman for a family is such a shame!
What is Habrahabr?
WitchSo, glass.
To get carried away Habrahabrom destined
Quite a few innocent people.
Will come there once, but
Not everyone will be able to return.
GabrieleOn Habrahabr night long?
WitchAll exactly.
GabrieleIn the glass look dull?
Your prophecy will kill me
No, I do not believe it is difficult to believe.
You, witch, lie!
WitchItems are not given
To lie before people, even before you.
We have forgotten how this long ago.
GabrieleI am broken, destroyed. What's next ?!
Leaves, staggering.Action 3
Gabriele (one).GabrieleOh my God! I'm definitely disabled
Since I heard about Habrahabr.
Radiculitis senile broken
And the gypsy camp is buzzing in my head.
Just think about it! Royal family
On the uniform is interrupted by an idiot,
Whom, look for a whole year,
You will not find in the surrounding nature.
Yes, better smallpox, hunger and prison
Than Habrahabra slippery arms,
In which my will be praprap-
great great great great great grandson ... Here is a curse!
How to live with it and overcome it?
What to do, who will help the unfortunate
When the flesh was not born yet,
And the brain is already foreboding korezhit?
Is this not the elimination of trouble?
While prapra-prapra ... descendant is fragile,
You can, prince! You grit your teeth! You
You will do your main thing in life:
You tear out the root. Let the steel sink in
My heart! What I hesitate, really,
When it's so simple ...
Francesca enters.FrancescaDear, stop it!
You don't have to fool around, Gabriele!
GabrieleAnd it's you?
FrancescaFrom the witch, did you come?
And what did she predict for the wedding?
With descendants everything will be fine?
Pleased with the prediction?
GabrieleA little.
FrancescaYou are pale somehow.
GabrieleWoman, keep quiet!
FrancescaYou talk too sharply
When we stay till night
Before the wedding ...
GabrieleShut up you, Francesca ?!
Oh, women! All nonsense take
From your source start.
I said - in this place, here -
No need to go. What did you answer?
FrancescaWhat did the witch predict?
GabrieleNothing
Good Belly monster
Appear - let not yours,
And our descendant.
FrancescaHere is an old woman!
GabrieleUpset? No, happy face.
And for me there is no worse picture
Descendant to Habrahabr as prinik:
And stared, and breathes awkwardly.
FrancescaWhy priest descendant?
GabrieleHabrahabr!
FrancescaFi, nonsense!
GabrieleI am royal blood.
FrancescaIs Gabriele too brave today?
I swore to swear? It is new.
GabrieleYou fool!
FrancescaMaybe you are a fool yourself?
GabrieleI'm a prince, remember.
FrancescaMake your voice quieter
And stop being rude.
GabrieleWell, if so
She spoke to me, get it!
Stabs Francesca.FrancescaOh, dying! Doctor to me!
And in the dress hole! Requires a medic!
Dies.GabrieleHe will be late - even on horseback
On soaked to Francesca will not make it.
Its end. Now my turn
Take Damascus Steel
In the open heart comes,
But I can hardly take the treatment.
Stabs himself.How nice ... A hot nail in your chest ...
What is there for a flash? Look to ...
One sure firmly: did not come true
The prophecy of our family witch.
Dies.Step 4 last
Witch (one).WitchProphecies cannot deceive,
Since no other way is given to them:
They always point the way
It is necessary to pass to the end.
And my mother, and grandmother for her
Career only truth was broadcast.
I recognize them in myself breed
And I'm not joking with such things.
It will happen as agreed:
Yours, Gabriele, the far-distant prapra ... -
The century is not important and the name is the same -
It will be in the arms of Habrahabr.
But Gabriele, the guy is completely
Not an idiot, and even a psycho hardly.
You dreamed awake because of problems
Who drove you into the tomb.
And your descendant will come out even where:
Tall, without acne and anemia,
And without bad habits - yes, yes, yes,
Excellent I will give him health.
Since, Gabriele, your son is here,
Waiting for her hour in my womb
Then the whole will go free on the air.
His hour has not come, but yours has already struck ...
O my son! Our descendants are all
Especially the one who steps bravely
Sometime under the sweet shade
As predicted, Habra-Habra-Habra!
A curtain.Christopher Marlo,
1591