The best employee of the month

Inspired by: now if programmers worked as in McDonalds ...

- Free programmer (pulls hand)!
- Good afternoon, what to write for you? Class or whole program? Fine! Small program or large?
- you wrap a DLL-ku, or so take?
- Anything else: help, for example? And the installer to tie?
- Today we have an action: having paid for the support of third-party formats, your money will go to the foundation of a cutting circle with a jigsaw for Internet dependent children of school No. 59. You also get a funny sticker on the monitor!
- (Convulsively knocking on the keyboard for 3 minutes, not forgetting the “nice” smile)
- Wait a minute, now the compiler will work ...
- Your order!
- Enjoy using, come to us again!