How did you go to the conference or a tale about the RFBR and state funding of scienceShot in the back does not expect anyone ...…Who you are? You are not welcome here!But sail, broke the sail! I repent, I repent, I repentI would not like to touch on this topic (it is somewhat politicized), but from the perspective of what happened to me, I just can’t help it.
So, in principle, it is not a secret to anyone that in fact the state funding of scientific research has exhausted itself. Exhausted not in the sense that the money ran out or the equipment was not bought, it exhausted itself morally. It is not for nothing that the folklore of the scientific community often comes down to phrases like “Million per kilogram” in relation to projects financed by the Ministry of Education and Science, the Russian Foundation for Basic Research, etc.
However, scientists are prudent and unloving people who litter dirty linen in public; therefore, no one ever comes to TV on “intrigue-investigation scandals”, and calmly and peacefully work for the good of the Motherland until something extraordinary happens. These were mega-grants and a reasonable misunderstanding on the part of Western professors why they could not get the materials needed for working on these grants within a reasonable time. It even went so far that the
visiting professor addressed the president personally in order to resolve the situation. Last year, there were
grandiose delays in payments for already won grants .
And it seems from the outside that there is science in Russia, it is developing and, in principle, everything is fine. “The patient is more alive than dead,” they say to us from the
blue ones — sorry, yesterday’s black monitor screens, reporting on the successful commissioning of Skolkovo, the creation of clusters somewhere, the opening of a half-built university on Russky Island, spend RosNanoForums, etc. Take a look at your news feeds and at least a few words about the achievements of Russian science you will find there. Alas, at the moment Russian science is only a well-dressed Barbie doll completely empty, and often rotten from the inside. The Potemkin village of
“the times of Ochakovsk and the conquest of the Crimea” ...
Why, you ask? The answers can be countless: from low wages to the love of showing off. Officially, the candidate of chemical sciences in the position of junior researcher at Moscow State University rarely falls to 15-16 thousand (yes, forget that the rector of Moscow State University says - this rate + all possible subsidies and allowances + money from grants, which are usually several + bonuses) . Why, there’s a lot of examples to go about, the pro-rector on science said in plain text that 50 thousand is
looking at how to count . Now look at hh.ru how much the courier or cleaning lady gets. Doesn’t it seem to a highly respected reader that Skolkovo is the window dressing that there are excellent
centers in Dubna (even with its own synchrotron!), Obninsk,
Novosibirsk , Tomsk, etc. Why was it necessary to vbukhivat a lot of money in the infrastructure of Skolkovo, if you can just upgrade the fleet of equipment in these centers, increase the number of rates and raise the basic market "cost" of the candidate of sciences at least to the level of 50-70 thousand ?!
"Does not give an answer" (N.V. Gogol)Well, in our ridiculous grants of 1, 2, 3 million rubles there is simply no money for internship trips (not all foreign universities are generous), conferences, etc., but there is a grant in the RFBR arsenal with the code “mob” (short for words mobility), which implies 1 trip (mob_z) abroad and 1 trip of Russia (mob_g) to participate in a scientific conference. A brilliant idea, because we support young scientists, give them the opportunity to make contacts with foreign or domestic colleagues, and so on and so forth, and so on ...
Unfortunately, both times I was let down by my naivety in declarability, but not by the obligation to execute anything on the territory of our vast Motherland.
The first time I wanted to take part in the
EMRS spring meeting. My abstracts were selected for submission within the poster session. Application written and sent. Waiting for an answer. A month remains before the conference, two weeks before the intended departure comes the answer "application rejected." Hot on the heels we punch why, because the conference is “strong”, the report, even if it’s poster on it, is a kind of achievement. It turns out that “too many applications” were submitted from our faculty, and indeed the mob_z is more oriented towards graduate students (I was then a last year student). Sorry, but what about the WTF ?! Okay, the poster is still prepared - took part in absentia. Thank you, fellow graduate students who have gone!
The second time - already in the status of a graduate student.
The conference was chosen from the top, but about which very few people knew in our department, they want, as it turned out, as a consequence - very well in the RAS institutes. By the way, it will be held next time in Moscow in 2014 (it’s still struck). And, lo and behold, the RFBR confirms the receipt of a grant! At the same time, the feature of all of our science is this: the result at its own expense now, and the money - well, the day after tomorrow, come up ...
Welcome-party at the pool in a 5-star hotel where the conference was held
Entrance to the Hospitaller Citadel
Turkey in the distance
View from the fortress to the Mediterranean Sea
The final party and banquetSo, I traveled at my own expense, rested a little, met a lot of interesting people, both from Russia and from Europe, and even Mexico. And the day of redemption came. Upon return, you must submit an expense report (we will not go into the details of insanity with the translation of checks into Russian, etc.). As soon as possible, I register a report in the RFBR Grant-Express system, as it is September and an understanding that December is already very close. The rules for filing a report, as usual, change at the very last moment. As a result, it is necessary to collect a bunch of papers, sign some trilateral agreements between the “grant holder, his employer, and the Russian Foundation for Basic Research” with very interesting conditions, if you read it through, register your trip to
CITIS !!! That is, my journey then takes place in RosStat as a research project made in the Russian Federation - on the issue of statistics ...
Taking into account the rest of the accountants, the employment of some, then others, all the papers go to the RFBR on October 16, 2012. I think, well, if something is wrong, in 2 weeks they will definitely see it, and I can correct it. The answer comes only in a month - it is necessary to urgently engage in chichencrafting. The cost estimate, an example of which on the site of the RFBR itself, is not even in sight, so it had to be filled in the image and likeness of the last successfully submitted project that financed through this fund (its completion date is March 2012, approximately), it turned out that it was necessary to forward the line
Transport services: air tickets - N thousand rubles "to"
Transport services: air tickets Moscow - Rhodes - Moscow - N thousand rubles ", and this decoding is given literally in the next piece of paper.
We forward, sign, scan, send to the person who asked for this edit to be carried out - Maria Baktysheva, International Relations Office. Silence for several weeks (7 letters from my side does not count). Ultimately, I ask you to contact her by phone a friend from Moscow, since I am already in another country by that time. The subsequent dialogue even does not want to retell, its content is approximately as follows: what have you stuck with me, I have already explained everything to everyone, enough to engage in nonsense, do not take my time.
Tell me, do you think this is normal? When the person himself asked to correct the estimate, an example of which is nowhere to be filled. Why in the Russian Federation a scientist should deal with estimates? Why can not everything be centralized through the main accounting department of Moscow State University? Why why why…
Again, through acquaintances who have already dealt with the whole system, and who are also spitting from all this bureaucratic lawlessness, I recognize the phone number (my letter to Ms. Baktysheva with a polite request for contacting the person in charge was also safely ignored) one of Few normal sane women in the fund - Irina Zhurbina. She checked the document within 5 minutes by the project number, promising to sign payment documents within a few days. It was already 06.12.12 in the yard, it took a month to change 2 pieces of paper !!!
Total The company burned out, somewhere in the last week of December the money for the trip came back, but the conclusion that I can only draw from this whole story - never, under any circumstances, if we are not talking about a serious amount of money, do not mess with any state. bodies financing domestic science. And yet I am eternally grateful to my supervisor at Moscow State University for helping me through this attack - a grant from the Russian Foundation for Basic Research;)