Opium for the people

A thought had just occurred to me, and I decided to think it over in public. It will be clumsy and somewhat chaotic, but I hope that I will be able to clearly state my opinion on one issue.
So. Smart people create startups for people who theoretically need something in their online life.

The modern Internet person has several keen desires that must be fulfilled online. Something like "build a house, plant a tree and raise a child." Desires are simple:

1. I want to be answered a question ...
2. I want to find even the same sick people, like me, who are fan of (here's the name of something)
3. I want people to shudder at the sight of my nickname
4. I want to find the only love, as a last resort, the one with whom you can hang out
5. I want to find a place where, in fact, you can hang out

This is the mainstream. Millions of people want this, and those who caught this trend have long been millionaires. At least ruble. It turns out that all those startups that do not give the visitor answers to at least half of these questions are doomed to a short and tumultuous, or a long but tedious life. And smart people who started a startup, where people found it all, rub their sweaty little hands and wait for different googles and aols who will bring them a silver tray with even bundles of bills tied up with an accounting eraser.
Answer the eternal question of the Internet user, and you will be happy. Of course, scientifically derived formulas also matter, but, in my opinion, it is quite enough what I wrote.

Here, somewhere like that ...