Features of national marketing

Scene: Typical office of a prestigious Russian company.

Characters:

I am a typical worker from the Internet (I came to sell the development of a typical Internet project)
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Representatives of the customer: CEO (white shirt, black suit), marketing director (white shirt, gray suit), advertising director (white shirt, dark gray suit), PR director (white shirt, beige suit). All over 40.

- Development and creation of an effective project will allow your company to significantly increase brand awareness, get new sales channels, raise the work with a partner network to a new level ... Accurate positioning ... Allocation and segmentation of CA groups ... various methods of promotion ... Integrated service ... marketing ...

- Yes Yes. However ... our production cycle ... we are fully confident that the proposed complex is ... you can guarantee ... so-called risks ...

- ... 24/7 ... our customers ... ndarts ... awards of the international festival ...

- Yes Yes. But………

- ………

(it takes two hours. The chances of success of the event are falling catastrophically. There is a feeling that in front of me sits the headquarters of impenetrable white-collar workers who received at least at Harvard, who ate on the Internet simply the composition of dogs.)

- Uhh. Guys, let me tell you easier? We will make you such an awesome project that the line of clients to your office will stretch beyond the limits of the Moscow Ring Road, and the full competitors will go to the bout from their sense of inferiority.

Minute pause

- Listen, man, but what the hell are you doing for two hours this blizzard about business processes? Where to put the seal? Will wash?