Want e-mail - get a job

Blogger Nikita wants to get a mailbox of the form name@family.ru. Desire is normal and clear. But the fact is that his last name is Runner.

My hysteria with this domain has been going on for many years. I wanted to sue and sue them! But I realized that I had no chance and asked me to send me a mailbox nikita@begun.ru. It was about 5 years ago.
Relatively recently, I contacted Alexander, better known on the Internet as 2Bad, and began to beg for a mailbox from him. However, he explained to me that this is impossible and in order to get such a box I need to get a job with them. Since then I have been preparing a brilliant plan for the device in the "Runner".

Remarkable is the fact that the “Runner” employees promptly answered him in the corporate blog.

That's interesting, is there any Nikita Direct or Nikita Rohrer in the world? .. Nikita Habrahabr?