"Bird Terror"

Man has always sought to be like birds. Daedalus-Ikar , the mysterious Vanka-Letanka ivanogroznensky times ... After long unsuccessful attempts, a hack was invented - a plane. People calmed down. At the same time, a lot of attractive “ features ” and “ gadgets ” of bird life remained out of sight of the good-flyers. Freedom, romantic justified stupidity, lack of jurisdiction - as far from us as in childhood. And yet (more about this) - the right to shit almost anywhere with impunity. No unprincipled vparkovye spitting and cigarette butts can not be compared with the possibility of dissident defecation on the head of the Lubyanka idol.

Of course, we, too, are not bored Spray something with a little paint, then paint a fountain. But all this is: a) stupidity, b) it is judged and publicly condemned. So, birds have weapons and impunity, we have ideology and technology. How can all this glue-make friends? The matter did not go without Avikhai Voronin , a great lover of extravagant iconoclastic turmoil. A chemical student sponsored by him (whose name, for obvious reasons, I will not divulge) produced synthetic material that looked strikingly like bird droppings. The material is stored in special vessels, deprived of oxygen. It is packed up in special mini-shells, from a thin and strong film. With the emphasis on a hard object (as an option - a statue), the projectile is torn, splashing the contents. In the air, during a chemical reaction, the volume of the content is almost tripled. Artificial feces do not spread the stench (it is completely odorless), is easily peeled off and does not cause any harm (except aesthetic) to the object of attack. Cherished opportunity brightly and naturally to show the attitude, without spoiling the state good.
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A significant advantage of high-tech feces is that, with skillful and accurate use, the results can go unnoticed by the competent authorities for a long time. In extreme cases, they will think of birds .

The original post (opinions of colleagues, suggestions to Voronin) is in my blog .