Fairy in a light peignoir (old joke)

[programmer. concentrates on the program. on the clock 3

nights eyes crazed. mumbles] and where is his button ...



[fairy. Appears from the monitor in a light peignoir. quietly

says] knock knock



[programmer. thoughtfully looking through the fairy at the monitor. mumbles]

dadad, the matrix has me ...



[fairy, a little louder] Vasya !?

')

[programmer. in the same condition] even kill me, I do not understand

where does this unit come from



[Fairy, irritably waving his wand in the face of a programmer] Hello!



[programmer. looking up from the monitor] hto here ?!



[fairy, sweet voice] it's me, fairy



[programmer. looks at his watch, mumbles to himself] woooo, like everyone else

neglected ... bainki. bainki



[fairy, sweet voice] do not be afraid Vasya, I came to help you



[programmer. hardly focuses attention on the guest] it

as? [quietly looks at the monitor]



[fairy, taking a seductive pose] think about it ...



[programmer] what. seriously help?



[fairy] of course, dear!



[programmer, enthusiastically] ok, look at this output function

unit…



[fairy, in a heavy voice interrupts him] are you sure that you are now

need exactly this?



[programmer] eptel, tomorrow to hand over to the customer!



[fairy, snuggles up to the programmer] think more ...



[programmer] and what is there to think about. we get zero. and at the exit

some horseradish unit. it is clear that there is a mistake!



[fairy, viciously aside] I'm this old fart of Merlin, who

I put my uya in the computer department! every night one and

also! [destined to wave her wand. appears on the table

the book "Magic C ++." sits next to the programmer, says]

let's start the debugger. do you have any coffee at all?



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