Fairy in a light peignoir (old joke)

[programmer. concentrates on the program. on the clock 3
nights eyes crazed. mumbles] and where is his button ...

[fairy. Appears from the monitor in a light peignoir. quietly
says] knock knock

[programmer. thoughtfully looking through the fairy at the monitor. mumbles]
dadad, the matrix has me ...

[fairy, a little louder] Vasya !?
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[programmer. in the same condition] even kill me, I do not understand
where does this unit come from

[Fairy, irritably waving his wand in the face of a programmer] Hello!

[programmer. looking up from the monitor] hto here ?!

[fairy, sweet voice] it's me, fairy

[programmer. looks at his watch, mumbles to himself] woooo, like everyone else
neglected ... bainki. bainki

[fairy, sweet voice] do not be afraid Vasya, I came to help you

[programmer. hardly focuses attention on the guest] it
as? [quietly looks at the monitor]

[fairy, taking a seductive pose] think about it ...

[programmer] what. seriously help?

[fairy] of course, dear!

[programmer, enthusiastically] ok, look at this output function
unit…

[fairy, in a heavy voice interrupts him] are you sure that you are now
need exactly this?

[programmer] eptel, tomorrow to hand over to the customer!

[fairy, snuggles up to the programmer] think more ...

[programmer] and what is there to think about. we get zero. and at the exit
some horseradish unit. it is clear that there is a mistake!

[fairy, viciously aside] I'm this old fart of Merlin, who
I put my uya in the computer department! every night one and
also! [destined to wave her wand. appears on the table
the book "Magic C ++." sits next to the programmer, says]
let's start the debugger. do you have any coffee at all?

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