IEF-2012 through the eyes of pe-he-pe-shnik

Saturday work with elements of exaggeration.

St. Petersburg. Exactly six months before the end of the world.
Ended the International Economic Forum. Replaced by the white nights and Saturday reports.

Different security systems were used at the Forum.
It was possible to bypass the protection without sql injection.
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Enough to have a friend with a pass.


A friend should be about the same person and sex as an intruder.
I had one, he urgently needed to return to Moscow.
Having spent the day on the forum, he casually mentioned the celebrities who shot his cigarettes.
Dvorkovich, Kudrin, Kiriyenko, Chubais and other eco-pop stars.

- Lying after all, scoundrel, - I thought, looking at the pass left to me.
On the pass there were numbers, a name and a photo of my friend. Also almost brunet, too long-nosed.

“I'll go,” I decided, and went. Found a tie and a man who knows how to tie ties.

Vasilyevsky Island

Big Avenue. Even vs Odd. Shefner not read?
Further Havana street did not break. From here, walk 30 meters to the reception.

The pass hung on his neck near the tie.

Stopped girl strict as a teacher:
- Attach the badge to the turnstile with the front side.

Done

On a large monitor (height = 1.2m, width = 0.9m - for a newspaper layout?), The brazen muzzle of a friend was highlighted.
“Photo 4 by 3,” I realized, and prepared for the arrest.
- Come to Mercedes - smiled girl. I entered the paradise where Putin walks without guards, Hvorostovsky without fans, and Gergiev without ensemble.

IEF inside

Like you, I once visited a large IT crowd.
I remember lectures on new software development approaches, they revealed the secrets of algorithms and demonstrated new devices.
At the stands of IT companies it was possible to beg for T-shirts, caps, mugs, pens, flash drives, mice and other useful souvenirs for relatives and colleagues.

At the MEF, everything was different.
A lot of food (up to alcoholic cocktails from Madonna) and men in jackets.
A bit sleek dear women. A lot of volunteers. Highly.


Each participant was given two volunteers

My shorts were squinting.
He saved the tie and 10 sandwiches in their hands - perhaps I was mistaken for the scientific secretary of the eccentric Brunei sultan.

The hunt for souvenirs

There were not even pens on the racks of SberBank, RosNeft, Beeline, GasProm, RosAtom mega-corporations.


The only entertainment is a cocktail from Madonna and a big camera of the Security Council of the Russian Federation printing A3 pictures of me surrounded by sat-girls.

In the picture Sat Pe-Hae-Pe-Schnick. Reprinted without permission.

Immediately big screen, which fly cubes. On the sides of the cubes are stretched photos, including with my shorts.
Handsomely. By the way, the developer of all this canoe is a guy with Habr.

Skolkovo presentations

I went to the Skolkovo hall to hear about new technologies. Four of the 12 projects were interesting.

Helicopter automatic flying without ZHPS.
Chemical-medical-mathematical project, fighting AIDS at the molecular level.
And the miracle device, laser-poured into test tubes and bottles.
Purely Habrovsky project, he interested me.

The essence of the method

Based on the effect of Raman light scattering.
Brief essence of the method.
Who is too lazy to follow the link, read me.
Getting to the substance, the laser beam of the femto frequency oscillates molecular bonds.
The reflected beam is caught, passed through the filters, brought to a boil and after 2 seconds the spectral graph of the desired substance is ready.

Compare the resulting spectrum with samples from the database - and voila! we know that in vitro.


The author rubs the Prime Minister of Moscow Government. region

At the demonstration, the application correctly recognized substances.
The program said that this white powder is aspirin, and this one is cocaine.
In addition, with an accuracy of 1 percent, it showed the content of ethyl alcohol in vodka.

Judging by the figures, the vodka was almost real, but the program shows the weight or volume fraction of alcohol, the author did not explain to me.
By the way, the author Alexey * has a unique biography. He graduated from the Shchukin School , played in the Moscow Virtuosi and suddenly dropped everything and went to science engineering. No, well, amazing!

At the presentation of the device (the device has the size of a brick of red silicate), the corrosive journalists from the audience wanted to check the bottled water standing on all tables of the Forum.


The author and the device in two ways

The device recognized water, type 1002 (possible density?).
The journalists did not calm down and forced the fight to pull the 20 liter bottle from the drinking column.
The balloon shone with a fluorescent light and did not let itself be determined.
It was the only puncture of the program - she diagnosed - too much light.

I inquired about the details.
Accuracy of determination of impurity fractions - 1%. However, if a poison is mixed in water in a minute amount, it will determine the poison at the level of Yes / No.

I thought about the useful applications of this device. It is a lot of thoughts, up to tracking a condition of the health. The device can monitor our skin every day, why not?

Only in the eye itself do not shine a laser.

Angry birds

And celebrities and I did not pass. Suddenly, Peter VesterBacka appeared, took me in his arms, gave me a souvenir and a business card and asked me to send him a link to my toy.



Then I woke up. But the link to Peter sent.
Pre-made the game paid. For a week.
Suddenly downloads, the dollar does not hurt me from the author of Angry Birds.

By the way, about the dollar.
Devouring cookies, I noticed Kudrin.

- Alexey, what is the dollar exchange rate to be by January 1, 2013?
Kudrin flashed his glasses:
- 35 rubles.

Have a good Sunday everyone!