If your wife smogger

All the shelves of your home are crammed with printed leather-bound Wikipedia volumes.
Your children name is Ajax and Pandora, dog name Habr, and your wife affectionately calls Diggy.
Your friends are afraid to come to visit you, because the wife immediately grabs them and drags them to vote for the news on News2, write comments and fill out social media profiles.
On the wall of your apartment, a sheller's userpic hangs in a frame.
His wife reads newspapers with a pencil in her hand and puts the mark “+1 digg” near the good news.
You get dinner only after commenting on recent posts on your wife’s blog and on the blogs of her many contacts.
Your entire salary goes to startups. Every time this is a "brilliant idea, at least a million."
In the evenings, you watch YouTube with your whole family, and your family photo album replaces Flickr.
You changed your separate apartment to a room in a communal flat in order to strengthen social ties.
In your bedroom, cameras are installed with live broadcasts in the network so that interesting content is available to people.

Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/14570/