Game Rules: Lance Scorpion Bean

I will not hide : I am a cult character, but almost everyone knows me as a “second dude from Contra”. Although I, in fact, have a name, and even a cool nickname "Scorpion".

No , I have never played Mortal Kombat.
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In case you don’t know my partner , his name is Bill “Mad Dog” Raiser.

I am often told that I look like Sylvestre Stallone. I will not deny it. This is better than being like Schwarzenegger.

Listen to the elders more often . My grandfather kept saying that in difficult situations I have to do “up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.” And he was damn right. It saved my life more than once.

Being a special forces fighter is very difficult . Swinging forced marches, getting up at five in the morning, constant training. But we were not warned that we would have to fight with aliens.

Red leggings - is a complete n * zdets . They are terribly uncomfortable and look ridiculous. Blue - still all right, but red in a green tropical forest is strong.

My main life principle is simple: only from left to right! And never fold.

Before us, with Bill, almost no one went on paired assignments . Then it was a time for singles. So we can say the pioneers.



There is not much justice in the world . Bill and I saved the galaxy, and as a reward, the command says: “Congratulations, you destroyed the nasty Red Eagles and saved the universe. Think of yourself as heroes. ” Just like my wife.

We had serious problems with ammunition . All weapons were sent by small flying airships, which had to be shot down. Often the weapon fell into the water. However, it’s better that way than to catch the damn letter "L". Worse than this laser, I did not hold anything in my hands.

I never would have thought that in 2633 the weapon shoots so slowly.

I heard that in Europe we were called the "Probrotektor" and we fought with some robots. What is it? Maybe there are no aliens there, and we all lied?

After a showdown with the Eagles, I haven’t seen Bill for five years. In 2638 the Black Adder terrorists climbed out - had to work. Where did they get these stupid names, by the way?

Who would have thought that the events of the film "Aliens" can become a reality.