Mystery of the Japanese Tiger or Space Translation Contest

“Yes, it's just some kind of Cosmos!” - say everyone to whom we showed this video about ultrabooks. Therefore, today, on the Day of Astronautics, the Big Bang itself ordered to show it to you too:




It is this video (made in Japan, the real Japanese quality) that viewers of the Land of the Rising Sun see. This is the official advertising campaign of Intel Ultrabooks on Japanese TV.
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And now, attention, Question. He is the Competition: what exactly does the Tiger sing?
No, we are not looking for a translation from Japanese, especially literal, but we are looking for, and we hope we will find in your comments cosmically comic assumptions about the content of a tiger song.
Also interesting is your interpretation of the plot of the video.

The author of the most ultra-inflammatory version, left in the comments before the end of these space days (00:00 April 13), will receive a gift from Intel - of course, not a spacesuit, but also the right clothes — a stylish T-shirt.

Useful links on the topic:
Official campaign website
An excellent manual for those who decide to repeat the Tiger dance at home.

UPD. RESULTS OF THE COMPETITION
MegasPasibo to all participants!
We really liked the options proposed by hVostt , rainwall , railzamaletdinov , Alexx_ps , adzh and Vass .
But, on the sum of the offers , and, especially, for the phrase “Ultrabook, About Intel Apriori!”, Bakotiinii is declared the winner and the recipient of the T-shirt.