Sayings, expressions and sayings of IT people
We all use established expressions / statements in our environment from time to time. And it became interesting to me, and what expressions / statements are popular in the IT field. With this question, I turned to my audience portal MyKrug . And here is the feedback I received (I suggest not stopping at this and actively complement this list):
"Build in the studio"
"This is not a bug, this is a feature"
“I passed the release go to Liviz” (note: the expression is used by Petersburg programmers. Liviz is a local distillery)
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"When I see you make up, Baby, you scare me"
“A well-written program is a program written 2 times.”
"Nothing limits the flight of thought of a novice programmer like a compiler"
variation on the topic: “Nothing limits the flight of thought of a mature programmer like Project Manager”
A good wife can accompany her programmer to work with the words “Clean code to you!”
“A hard and unsightly life without a programmer guy” (note: the expression should be used by girls)
The now popular expression “write govnokod”
variation on the theme: "Hell govnokod!" (source of pearls here )
"Programmers are devices that convert caffeine into code."
“Sex, drugs & rock'n'roll? “Bugs, hex & source control!”
variation on the topic: “Sex, drugs & rock'n'roll? “Sux, bugs & plug'n'play!”
"Improving a working product leads to its deterioration"
“A well-documented bug automatically becomes a feature!”
“The critical bug found by the tester on the last day is a bug in the work of the tester himself” @Tanyapdr
“If something can break, it should break right now.”
"All patch and proapdeytit"
"Fast rolled out is not considered"
"Seven troubles - one reset"
"There was no sadness - updates pumped up"
“First Com Com File”
"What error does not dream of becoming a general ..."
“Not TCP is my IP”
"Format your C :!"
"As the server name, so it will work"
"The first toast to lokalkhost"
“Stable Connect, Fast Ping!” @Lukyanenko, Trilogy Labyrinth of Reflections
"The Lord God is the very first admin ... Already banned so banned!"
"Server - do not fuss over the client!"
"One server is good, but two is better."
"I know a great joke about UDP, but not the fact that it will reach you" (explanation here )
"Do not USB me brains"
About windows: "it works but it is working"
"How to send two bytes"
"System recovery after a critical failure" (note: about hangover)
"A rar-chik just opened"
From the past: “Pip your modem”
From the past: “The provider is not a horse, by morning it will be lucky” (note: it’s about the fact that you had to dial the modem for hours)
“Clear console” (note: the meaning of the expression is all very clear)
“Eyes hurt, and hands do”
“Big program - big bugs”
"Us Reboot, and we are getting stronger"
Summarizing
I suggest everyone to take part in replenishing the collection of interesting statements / expressions in the IT field.
Related Links:
50 quotes about programming
Proverbs and sayings about Sysadmins
Perlodrom
For programmers
"Build in the studio"
"This is not a bug, this is a feature"
“I passed the release go to Liviz” (note: the expression is used by Petersburg programmers. Liviz is a local distillery)
')
"When I see you make up, Baby, you scare me"
“A well-written program is a program written 2 times.”
"Nothing limits the flight of thought of a novice programmer like a compiler"
variation on the topic: “Nothing limits the flight of thought of a mature programmer like Project Manager”
A good wife can accompany her programmer to work with the words “Clean code to you!”
“A hard and unsightly life without a programmer guy” (note: the expression should be used by girls)
The now popular expression “write govnokod”
variation on the theme: "Hell govnokod!" (source of pearls here )
"Programmers are devices that convert caffeine into code."
“Sex, drugs & rock'n'roll? “Bugs, hex & source control!”
variation on the topic: “Sex, drugs & rock'n'roll? “Sux, bugs & plug'n'play!”
"Improving a working product leads to its deterioration"
“A well-documented bug automatically becomes a feature!”
For testers
“The critical bug found by the tester on the last day is a bug in the work of the tester himself” @Tanyapdr
“If something can break, it should break right now.”
For admins
"All patch and proapdeytit"
"Fast rolled out is not considered"
"Seven troubles - one reset"
"There was no sadness - updates pumped up"
“First Com Com File”
"What error does not dream of becoming a general ..."
“Not TCP is my IP”
"Format your C :!"
"As the server name, so it will work"
"The first toast to lokalkhost"
“Stable Connect, Fast Ping!” @Lukyanenko, Trilogy Labyrinth of Reflections
"The Lord God is the very first admin ... Already banned so banned!"
"Server - do not fuss over the client!"
"One server is good, but two is better."
"I know a great joke about UDP, but not the fact that it will reach you" (explanation here )
For all
"Do not USB me brains"
About windows: "it works but it is working"
"How to send two bytes"
"System recovery after a critical failure" (note: about hangover)
"A rar-chik just opened"
From the past: “Pip your modem”
From the past: “The provider is not a horse, by morning it will be lucky” (note: it’s about the fact that you had to dial the modem for hours)
“Clear console” (note: the meaning of the expression is all very clear)
“Eyes hurt, and hands do”
“Big program - big bugs”
"Us Reboot, and we are getting stronger"
Summarizing
I suggest everyone to take part in replenishing the collection of interesting statements / expressions in the IT field.
Related Links:
50 quotes about programming
Proverbs and sayings about Sysadmins
Perlodrom
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/141381/
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