What an ideal personalized letter should look like
April Fool's joke tells the company UniSender :
Dear Mr. Jones,
We noticed that you have not bought any condoms for a long time in SpiffyMart (the last time was 8 weeks ago).
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In addition, they stopped buying feminine hygiene items, but began to buy more frozen pizza and fast food lunches.
From this it is clear that Mrs. Sanders has left you.
(Maybe this is for the better - she bought such cheap shampoos, which obviously did not add to her attractiveness).
The post office database confirms that it has changed its address.
Our condolences. We believe that hot porn videos will help you relive this stress. If you feel lonely - browse our catalog.
Buy a DVD without delay and we will add one disc for free!
Yours sincerely,
Sales manager.
PS Remember the blonde you served last Saturday with a double martini in the O`Dougles bar? Forget about her! For many months she has been infected with something and is a regular customer of Acme Pharmacy pharmacy. (Her home computer is on the same network as ours). And it is not known what can be picked up from her. And our videotapes are completely safe.
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Dear Mr. Jones,
We noticed that you have not bought any condoms for a long time in SpiffyMart (the last time was 8 weeks ago).
')
In addition, they stopped buying feminine hygiene items, but began to buy more frozen pizza and fast food lunches.
From this it is clear that Mrs. Sanders has left you.
(Maybe this is for the better - she bought such cheap shampoos, which obviously did not add to her attractiveness).
The post office database confirms that it has changed its address.
Our condolences. We believe that hot porn videos will help you relive this stress. If you feel lonely - browse our catalog.
Buy a DVD without delay and we will add one disc for free!
Yours sincerely,
Sales manager.
PS Remember the blonde you served last Saturday with a double martini in the O`Dougles bar? Forget about her! For many months she has been infected with something and is a regular customer of Acme Pharmacy pharmacy. (Her home computer is on the same network as ours). And it is not known what can be picked up from her. And our videotapes are completely safe.
Source of
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All the fun - every day on our facebook page . Like ?
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/141196/
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