GPS "translated Goblin"

Sitting in another traffic jam on the road, I thought about a bore called "Vladimir, Russia", who had the honor to voice the iGo program for GPS.

You need to be a professional voice acting to speak in such a boring tone. Br ... I remember video halls for the ruble, when the translator, except chips, did not crunch between words.

And then another crazy idea struck me - why not make a GPS-map “in Goblin translation” ?! Firstly, you will not fall asleep at the wheel, secondly, you will create a sense of dialogue:
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I: - Damn, turned the wrong way ...
GPS: - Well, where are you going, cudgel! I said, "after 30 meters turn on the right"! Now you have to recalculate the route. Brake around the kiosk, go for a cigarette, I count bye ...

Make maps so that you can choose the level of "swagger" translation, maybe even with the word editor. And what, the twenty-first century in the yard :)

Upd. Transcript of correspondence with the Goblin on this issue:

I : - Hello, Recently I had one idea that I described here . Much has been added to the idea in the comments to the article itself. This idea is indirectly related to you and I would like to ask you to comment on it, if not difficult. Thanks in advance. With respect to you and your work, Denis.
Goblin : - Well, it’s necessary for the developers to address, comrade :) To do it yourself - I don’t know what exactly they say.
Me : - Well, in most cases, of course, the problem is in the developers. But there are several programs for GPS, allowing you to record yourself, according to a specific template. But in principle, as an idea? Not too freaky? :)
Goblin : - Yes, fine :)))
I : - If we find developers, can I contact?
Goblin : - Full speed :) Only this one is not very poor, so you have to be prepared for three kopecks that will not work.

These are the pies :) It's small!