How am I looking for a programmer

There is an urgent need to find a programmer in the state.
Resume programmers a lot.
But are they real?
Long thought, where to get a pea and feather beds to check.
I really did not want to give work assignments. I myself have a negative attitude to tests of this kind.
Invented.
Posted
Placed a link to the verification task in FaceBook. And got a bunch of transitions to the site. Strongly surprised.
Apparently, everyone liked the idea.

Here is the link:
www.kurilo.su/programmers

Here are just a programmer, I have not yet found.
I continue to search.
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UPD. As a result of the discussion, the turtle has become smarter and now remembers not only the direction of movement, but also the last action.
PS After all, quite a fun task, which does not require any special knowledge, as it seemed to me. And in the comments they had time to heal from the photo and were not too lazy to get into karma. Apparently I hurt the poor "programmers".
PPS Removed PHP from the header. Judging by the comments, this caused genuine butthurt from PHP programmers.