Do-Ra. Dosimeter in mobile phone
September 1, 2011 I was called by a complete stranger.
“Vladimir Yelin,” he introduced himself. - I just returned from the Crimea and I have a patent.
Patent of the DO-RA dosimeter-radiometer device for mobile phones, smartphones.
- Vadim, you will not write a program for the iPhone?
I grinned and got into the appStore with a dosimetry request.
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To my amazement, the store issued a total of 5 entries. The first application turned out to be honest and measured the level of decibels.
The rest were the Kashpirovsky-Chumak miracle programs and measured the gamma radiation on the iPhone's camera. The halo of impeccable reviewers from Cupertino dissipated.
“Continuing the conversation,” I quoted Carlson.
The customer announced dead-line: on September 24, a presentation on Do-Ra in Tokyo.
It is the capital of Japan.
-Vladimir, and what to stick in the iPhone? And where? - I asked.
The customer honestly admitted that nothing exists in nature except for a patent. In a conversation, the word graphene suddenly flashed. I tensed. Advance 200 000 rubles. I relaxed and instantly agreed.
The program according to the designer’s sketches was written in flight.
Parallel earned Andrew Shvedov from the planet Zhelezyaka.
They were dismantled household meter Geiger SBM21. The signal from the flight of a gamma-quantum counter gives out in the form of electric current. The voltage level of the signal was cut to 2 volts and inserted into the upper left jack of the iPhone through the audio jack. iPhone grunted and gave a sine wave on the application screen. Yes.
For debugging they used an old fascist German compass, which gave an excellent level of radiation. Different from natural background. See the compass in the photo and be proud of what a formidable enemy we won in the 45th year.
The guys BrerBeer and geekyvad at adjacent tables wrote counterparts for Android and Android tablet. A military graduate Alexander Modenov took Mozart and made an option for WP7. Now we can compare these platforms from the point of view of development not from hearsay. And they didn’t betray Nokiyu - they noted on the j2me field
For testing, Vladimir bought us any devices on demand. iPad 2, iPhone 4, Mozart, SE Android. The last device was designed for a meeting in Japan with Sonya.
Programs and wonder device were ready by September 20th. Fantasy. The report was read with success.
Now what?
Now it's time for Vladimir Yelin and his team to think about monetization and world fame.
The project leader went to storm Skolkovo. There is money, brains, connections.
Vladimir Elin is a good storyteller. I hope after this article he will become Habrazhitel and tell IT the world fascinating stories about his project, Skolkovo, Japan, radiation and cooperation with mathematicians and physicists. And programmers.
Afterword:
Hello, Vadim.
In the comments to your article on Habré, you suggested that perhaps patent specialists miscalculated by issuing a patent for a dosimeter. I work in the patent office and examine applications for utility models and inventions. In fact, Vladimir Yelin has a patent not for an invention, but for a utility model. In accordance with the Civil Code of the Russian Federation part four, the search for utility models is not carried out. Therefore, it is not surprising that he was granted a patent.
By the way, the patent number is 109625. You can find it here .
A UFO flew in and said:
I dedicate V. Yelin to habrazhiteli and give him habraimya Glavkosmos . Forever and ever.
“Vladimir Yelin,” he introduced himself. - I just returned from the Crimea and I have a patent.
Patent of the DO-RA dosimeter-radiometer device for mobile phones, smartphones.
- Vadim, you will not write a program for the iPhone?
I grinned and got into the appStore with a dosimetry request.
')
To my amazement, the store issued a total of 5 entries. The first application turned out to be honest and measured the level of decibels.
The rest were the Kashpirovsky-Chumak miracle programs and measured the gamma radiation on the iPhone's camera. The halo of impeccable reviewers from Cupertino dissipated.
“Continuing the conversation,” I quoted Carlson.
The customer announced dead-line: on September 24, a presentation on Do-Ra in Tokyo.
It is the capital of Japan.
-Vladimir, and what to stick in the iPhone? And where? - I asked.
The customer honestly admitted that nothing exists in nature except for a patent. In a conversation, the word graphene suddenly flashed. I tensed. Advance 200 000 rubles. I relaxed and instantly agreed.
The program according to the designer’s sketches was written in flight.
Parallel earned Andrew Shvedov from the planet Zhelezyaka.
They were dismantled household meter Geiger SBM21. The signal from the flight of a gamma-quantum counter gives out in the form of electric current. The voltage level of the signal was cut to 2 volts and inserted into the upper left jack of the iPhone through the audio jack. iPhone grunted and gave a sine wave on the application screen. Yes.
For debugging they used an old fascist German compass, which gave an excellent level of radiation. Different from natural background. See the compass in the photo and be proud of what a formidable enemy we won in the 45th year.
The guys BrerBeer and geekyvad at adjacent tables wrote counterparts for Android and Android tablet. A military graduate Alexander Modenov took Mozart and made an option for WP7. Now we can compare these platforms from the point of view of development not from hearsay. And they didn’t betray Nokiyu - they noted on the j2me field
For testing, Vladimir bought us any devices on demand. iPad 2, iPhone 4, Mozart, SE Android. The last device was designed for a meeting in Japan with Sonya.
Programs and wonder device were ready by September 20th. Fantasy. The report was read with success.
Now what?
Now it's time for Vladimir Yelin and his team to think about monetization and world fame.
The project leader went to storm Skolkovo. There is money, brains, connections.
Vladimir Elin is a good storyteller. I hope after this article he will become Habrazhitel and tell IT the world fascinating stories about his project, Skolkovo, Japan, radiation and cooperation with mathematicians and physicists. And programmers.
Afterword:
Hello, Vadim.
In the comments to your article on Habré, you suggested that perhaps patent specialists miscalculated by issuing a patent for a dosimeter. I work in the patent office and examine applications for utility models and inventions. In fact, Vladimir Yelin has a patent not for an invention, but for a utility model. In accordance with the Civil Code of the Russian Federation part four, the search for utility models is not carried out. Therefore, it is not surprising that he was granted a patent.
By the way, the patent number is 109625. You can find it here .
A UFO flew in and said:
I dedicate V. Yelin to habrazhiteli and give him habraimya Glavkosmos . Forever and ever.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/132351/
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