Another attempt about management :)
Another experiment :) When I was still studying at MIEM, I had a favorite anecdote about IQ , with an ending and what kind of dos did you have ... Then I changed my occupation, and I also had an anecdote about a profession.
About management
A little bunny runs through the forest and stumbles across a snake crawling across the road.
Bunny shakes himself off, sits on his ass and shyly says:
“You know, I am blind from birth, so I did not notice you, please excuse me. And I am an orphan and therefore I do not even know who I myself am. ”
')
Snake, recovering a little, replies:
“You imagine, I have the same problems: I am also a blind orphan and do not know who I am.
But we can do this: I will feel you and tell you who you are like - well, and you will also help me later. ”
Bunny agrees. Snake carefully feels it and says:
“Well, you are all so soft, warm, fluffy, you have long ears growing on your head, and a small round tail on your ass. It seems to me that you are a little bunny. ”
Bunny says:
“Yes, because I myself have long suspected this, thank you so much. Now it's my turn to help you. ”
He feels the snake from its head to the tail with its paws and thinks for a long time. Then hesitantly says:
“You know ... you're so flexible, slippery, seemingly armless. You also have no ridge or eggs ... but there is a long tongue. It seems to me ... you are probably a project manager or someone from top management, right? ”
I propose to continue the series :) who can do something from a professional, if he is interested in the topic, I will try to add more ... It’s not possible to always consider everything seriously, and especially take yourself seriously :)
PS if it is not difficult for anyone to comment on the design and in general, they will be useful, I just started writing here and have not yet got used to what and how :)
About management
A little bunny runs through the forest and stumbles across a snake crawling across the road.
Bunny shakes himself off, sits on his ass and shyly says:
“You know, I am blind from birth, so I did not notice you, please excuse me. And I am an orphan and therefore I do not even know who I myself am. ”
')
Snake, recovering a little, replies:
“You imagine, I have the same problems: I am also a blind orphan and do not know who I am.
But we can do this: I will feel you and tell you who you are like - well, and you will also help me later. ”
Bunny agrees. Snake carefully feels it and says:
“Well, you are all so soft, warm, fluffy, you have long ears growing on your head, and a small round tail on your ass. It seems to me that you are a little bunny. ”
Bunny says:
“Yes, because I myself have long suspected this, thank you so much. Now it's my turn to help you. ”
He feels the snake from its head to the tail with its paws and thinks for a long time. Then hesitantly says:
“You know ... you're so flexible, slippery, seemingly armless. You also have no ridge or eggs ... but there is a long tongue. It seems to me ... you are probably a project manager or someone from top management, right? ”
I propose to continue the series :) who can do something from a professional, if he is interested in the topic, I will try to add more ... It’s not possible to always consider everything seriously, and especially take yourself seriously :)
PS if it is not difficult for anyone to comment on the design and in general, they will be useful, I just started writing here and have not yet got used to what and how :)
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/13119/
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