Competition - Phrasebook Developer and Customer

In the world there are many dictionaries and phrasebooks. One of them is especially important for any developer. A customer developer's phrasebook helps to cope with the situation “I want it, but I don’t know how to call it correctly” without valerian or other special means. Principle of use: we listen to the customer and his "Wishlist", open the phrase book and translate it into a language suitable for drawing up the TK. Everything! Everyone is happy, everyone is happy. "If necessary, repeat" - as they say on the packaging.

We decided to recall some particularly talented designations of familiar things in the performance of the customer, providing them with interpretations.

“Twinkler” = animated banner.
“Small picture” = icon
“Galka” = checkbox
“Cartoon” = button animation or splash page
“Iskalka” or “Shukalnik” = site search
“Read what's new” = RSS subscription module
“C reader” = statistics-puzomerka on the page
“Communication” = feedback form or forum on the site
“To remember me” = registration form with the ability to remember the user
“Student” = freelancer. Often really a student = -)
“Tensile site” = “rubber” site design
“Program” = in this case, the browser. Mostly IE.
“Name” = Domain
“Guts” = page content 0_o
“Zhmak” = click on the link
“Ass” = background image
“Pointers” = navigation “next and previous pages”
“Site Location” = hosting
“Form for driving” = CMS
“Film” = carousel slideshow
“Comfort” = square menu buttons and no special design frills
“Advertising” = in this case, SEO and promotion
“Worker” = developer, webmaster
“Pisulka” = Favicon (well, it's small)
“Ailic” = social network plugins
“Returner” = visitor who returned to the site
“Feedback” = feedback form
“Serious design” = classic design without any frills
“Buying” = online store
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Have you met any unusual phrases and concepts worthy of the phrasebook of a developer customer? Share, rate comments! The authors of the two most popular terms with decoding will get the Microsoft Arc wireless mouse.
Winners are determined by the number of "+" October 27 at 18:00. Please note that the delivery of the prize is made only on the territory of the Russian Federation.