Kuryoz with Groupon

The other day, David Henson (creator of the RubyOnRails framework) published in his gist a letter sent to him by Groupon's recruitment manager.

Here it is:

Hi David
I came across your development
Opportunities here at Groupon. The company is growing
skills for folks
our continued success. Any chance you'd be open to a quick conversation
about opportunities, or for any possible networking potential? If so let me
you can set up a time to chat. Also, if you are
if you’re looking for a current resume over
that I can take a look at. I look forward to hearing back from you! Please
let me know if you have any questions.
Cheers
(Yet Another Clueless Tech Recruiter)

Transfer:

Hello David
I came across your profile on the Internet and would like to offer you the Development Opportunity in Groupon. The company is growing and we are always looking for people with confident knowledge who could make a good contribution to the future success of our company. Is it possible to talk with you or contact in another way to discuss opportunities? If so, let me know when you are free so that we can contact you. Also, if you are interested, it would be nice to get a resume from you. We are looking forward to hearing from you! Please let me know if you have any questions.
Respectfully,
(Another Confused Recruitment Manager)

And, of course, many have commented on this.
There are a lot of comments, but the most interesting :

Recruiter: How many years of experience do you have?
DHH: ALL OF THEM

Transfer:

Hiring: How many years have you been working with Rails?
David: EVERYTHING TO ONE!