The secrets of numerology in the invitation of Apple

The announcement of the Let's Talk iPhone event in the form of a picture of four icons caused a lot of speculation , including on Habré . The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW) was asked by renowned expert numerologist Helmut Weltschmerz (pictured right) from the Institute of Numerology and Sales of Used Cars of Koblenz to tell exactly what the numbers and symbols on the invitation mean. This is what Dr. Weltschmerz told TUAW.

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“Apple tells us that tues” (“two” in some ancient dead languages) devices will be presented. The number 4 is below the word “Tuesday”, which tells us that both iPhones are “raised”, i.e. are superior to iPhone 4. Some may say that this means only the date of the event, but this icon is hidden much more than it seems at first glance.



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- The hands on the clock show both the number 10 and the number 12. Generally speaking, the second hand also indicates 12. Add these numbers - 12 + 12 + 10 and you will get the number 34. And this is very eloquent ... Steve Jobs's own mother Joanna Sipmson re-married when she was exactly 34, and this proves that the government hides from us everything that happened in Zone 51 in 1966. But I deviate from the topic. There is a sequence here. 3 ... 4 ... 5! Exactly! We will introduce the iPhone 5!
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- 280 on the shield symbol quite explicitly indicates that iOS 5 will be released, and it will have 280 new or improved properties. The value of the intersecting yellow and orange lines is also obvious to anyone who has at least half a brain - they mean that new Apple products will be available in two colors, orange and yellow. A red pin indicates that the icon could have fallen away from the webpage, and to prevent this, someone pinned it with this button.

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- A, number 1. It can mean a lot of things. The unit is the most lonely number, and the fact that it is located in the upper right corner has a special meaning. This indicates the direction to the northeast, where in former times in America burned witches - in the northeast part of the country. It is obvious to anyone that witchcraft and black magic were used to design new phones. Green stripes on the background foreshadow an event when all Apple directors put on costumes. Even the white phone icon has a deep meaning. Note that it looks exactly like the silhouette of an embryo, which symbolizes the birth of a new era of technology, cheap beer and world peace.

Well, nice.

We thank Dr. Welshmerz for his in-depth analysis of the Apple invitation.