If you force the designer to program

If you force the designer to program, the world will return to the console, hotkeys and discard CSS;

And if the maker-ups will draw layouts - there will be a mean hope for the standardization of web pages;

If customers stop writing, then for the first time designers will be able to create something of high quality;



If the sales department calls adequate prices - the amount of work simultaneously performed by the team will drop to one;

If a girl manager consistently bypasses programmers with a tea and a chocolate bar - the last for the first time will reveal the secret of what is happening in the project;

And some will be ready to “pass” other programmers - just to get someone else's chocolate;

If you force a programmer to typeset - the world will overflow with web pages with absolute positioning. I think that all the pages will be inherited from each other - and ultimately - from one Megastranitsa;

If programmers stop drinking, system administrators will stop smoking;

This will entail a chain reaction according to the programmer’s code — comments on the process in progress and a clear explanation of the process will appear for the first time;

If you stop selling beer at night - programmers will get enough sleep, because the fuel is over;

And if the web designers at least once program their own layouts - for the first time, semantically correct documents will appear and, moreover, the flow of mats from the programming department will run out;

And if clients and managers find out about the existence of validators of HTML documents, the question “what’s for $” will lose its relevance;

If the system administrators stop logging in, it may be the first time that a normally configured server appears;

But if at least one project will be completed by the programmers on time, we will become deaf from the whistling of crayfish;

If customers stop moaning, crying and moaning about the timing - no one will understand them;

And if programmers use their own software - the raid of "clever men" will disappear from the latter right away;

And if we draw parallels between an "advanced programmer" and a strong guy from the school locker room, then it will not be possible to find 10 conceptual differences;

And if the CEO-shnikov to force to buy the goods promoted by them - then the following will happen:

a) requests like "this is shit", "slag", "throw out and forget" - will be the most competitive in search engines;

b) the number of posts in guestbooks will fall sharply;

If the sysadmin becomes in front of the mirror and says “I am not the devil and not God - I am a moral monster” - girls from the sales department will be able to visit dating sites for the first time without jokes from the back room;

The Internet will know for the first time what productivity is - if web-studios prohibit mobile phones, IRCs, ICQ, network games, dating, blogs and other wonderful services.

And if the bashor is banned, it will become boring and sad;

If at least once we see a project executed without shamanism, and the programmers stop pulling the blanket over themselves and, moreover, at least once they think about quality, then it will be possible to transfer the profession “programmer” from craft to high technology;

© Leopold the Cat and the mouse :)