Mass manifestations of "Wi-Fi allergy" in America

Many of us are familiar with the situation when people who are far from technology are outraged by the Internet radiation that their monitors generate, are protected from unholy power by divine cacti and wear foil hats. However, this has recently been taken to a new level: more than a hundred Americans from different states have fled from malicious Wi-Fi radiation to the city of Green Bank (Green Bank), in which all this dirty trick is prohibited.

According to some American doctors, more and more people began to contact them with complaints about the harmful effects of wi-fi and other wireless technologies on their health. In this case, complaints are received quite diverse: here you will have a migraine, and pain in the joints, and a cold, and even partial blindness.

For the inhabitants of America, the solution was found: next to Green Bank is the world's largest radio telescope, for the correct operation of which the presence of any interference is unacceptable. Many of the 143 citizens who moved to this city immediately felt better, and are no longer afraid that the magnetic fields will slowly kill them. I wonder how much time will pass before they realize that they are near the most powerful radio telescope? :)
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By the way, the infection quickly spread outside the United States: the British also began to show symptoms of allergy to Wi-Fi. We are waiting for interesting research from British Scientists!

via BBC , lead