New phone from Google: exclusive details

According to absolutely reliable rumors, it became known that Google is announcing its new mobile phone very soon. The phone will be truly revolutionary and will compete with the Apple iPhone. Reliable sources report that the new communicator will be called gPhone (“GeFon” or “ZhiFon”). The company expects to win about 10% of the market and positions its phone as a Hi-End communicator for the corresponding niche. There is no information about the operator yet, but there are rumors that they can become AT & T, although the companies do not confirm this information. The phone will be equipped with the latest equipment and software technology from Google, for example, the operating system Google OS!

Filling

gPhone will have as many as two processors: one from Intel, the other from AMD. The default is an Intel processor, the AMD processor starts up when the user turns on the heating function. The number of operational is not so big, but the phone can use the RAM of computers (and other phones), thanks to BlueTooth and WiFi! A hard disk with 5000 revolutions per minute is used as a storage medium. It also serves as a vibration call, but the speed rises to 15,000,000 and the phone vibrates.

Special mention deserves 10 Gigapixel photo-video camera, exactly the same is on the famous Hubble telescope ! “You have a telescope in your pocket” is one of the slogans of the future gPhone advertising company.
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Software

As mentioned above, the communicator will install the new operating system Google OS . Google Docs is suggested as an office suite, and Googlezilla, a special adapted version of Mozilla Firefox, with updated phishing protection (malicious sites like msn.com and yahoo.com are blocked) will be the browser.

Business diagram

The new business scheme, which will be used by Google, involves the free distribution of the phone, as it will pay off through advertising.

One person will be issued only one phone. To fight fraudsters, anyone who gets a gPhone will be tattooed. A similar scheme has already been tested on beta testers.

The advertising policy will use the traditional approach of Google - show the user the advertising that he needs. To determine the context, conversations, visited sites and places where the user likes to visit will be analyzed (they will be calculated using a GPS receiver). Advertising will be shown directly on the screen, but the most important innovation is voice advertising! Firstly, it will sound the first 20 seconds of any conversation, and it will be heard not only by the happy owner of the gPhone, but also by his interlocutor. Secondly, an advertising module will also be embedded in the answering machine: “Leave a message after listening to the ad unit”.

Localization for Russia

The Russian representative office of Google has confirmed that a localized version of gPhone will be released.

The phone will be equipped with a special anti-hap function in the form of a shocker. Activation of the function occurs automatically when the phone picks up certain phrases, for example, “Kid, will there be a smoke?” Or “Are you from this area?”. After that, it is necessary to transfer the phone to your interlocutor within 30 seconds, as the shocker turns on and the happy owner will receive a 10,000 volt kick. Unfortunately, after that the battery will be discharged, but Google is already working to eliminate this drawback.

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This post is caused by various messages, including on Habré , which are based on rumors and in which there are "photos" with photoshop signs. I hope to hear your ideas in the comments! ;)