10 problems of a Linux user who has been forced onto Windows

Immediately I warn you: this is a joke. Do not take seriously. Just like http://rimmer333.habrahabr.ru/blog/21781.html

Of course, in a strange monastery with its charter do not go. The whole thing is not only habits, but also the fundamentals of work in one or another environment; they cannot be ignored. But nevertheless, this is what the hypothetical “switcher” would feel.

1. What's wrong with the console? Where is autocompletion, where is the history of commands, where is man? What?! Buy a book? Yes, you go!
2. And what, even on the shell can not write? Perl either? And, well, okay, we will install!
3. By the way, where did half of the necessary console programs go? at least give grep!
4. there is no make either ... Well, at least gcc can still be portrayed somehow .
5. Ok, windows, so windows. Compiz Fusion want! Do not put? Well, sistemka!
6. And KDE? What does “not bilditstsa” mean ?! Do I now live under this poor window manager? There is only one desktop, and in general ...
7. Damn, who is this Super Key global event hung up? I regularly touch her! What the fuck is this pop-up menu for me? How can I change this binding? ... No!
8. Let me have you ... ha ha ... seriously? To get started, you must press Ctrl + Alt + Delete ?! That is, this key combination here generally brings the whole system into action, as I can see ...
9. See, I can download any installer from anywhere! Unsigned! And it will be installed in the system! Moreover, in most cases, the package generally can not understand what it is! No meta information!
10. Heck! I'm under the root, it turns out, sat! Bl **** aah! What is it here that jumped out of the window? What else shutdown, why ?!