Antipattern presentation of itself “MBA interested in friends”

Antipattern

I titled this text in my piggy bank “MBA interested in”

Name: Deepak Kumar *
Country: India Education: B.Tech (Mechanical Engg.), MBA (Information Technology) Expertise: ISO, CMMI, ITIL, SQA, SQC, Web Development, Business & System Analysis, Business Process Analysis & Design, E-Business (B2B , B2C), Information Management & Strategy. Technologies: PHP, CSS, JAVA, AJAX, MySQL, Oracle etc. Interested In: Quality Assurance, Freelance Web Development, System Analysis & Friends

* The name could have been changed, but I decided that this could be a violation of the rights of the author www.decentmind.com/author/deepak
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Under the cut critic and conclusions.

Criticism

In fact, the above profile text raises more questions than the one that became the heading:

• Attributing to oneself certain knowledge and qualifications is desirable to be more specific. Writing "Oracle etc" is not worthy of a real specialist, you need to understand that Oracle is a company that has created many different technologies, a specialist who understands a certain technology knows what this knowledge is worth, at least it should be able to clearly indicate what it is.
• You must comply with the style of speech, which is set not only by what you got the first sentence, but also by what and for whom you write.
• There are no specialists in everything. At least in the wild Internet, such experts do not occur, from the Internet they have long been caught by progressive companies. If you see advertising services of such people, you will definitely see a good design style and content (the opposite is not true).
• You need to see your resume through the eyes of the customer, sometimes a representative of a “different culture”, to understand what the customer will attract and what will cause doubt.
  In the profile above, there is doubt about MBA. A person may have taken some course in his country, but he writes for an English-speaking audience who have a certain idea of ​​the MBA level.
  I myself met with the fact that in all Asian IT companies, all the polls are “technical directors”, but if you talk with one of these directors, it may turn out that there is no such area in which he understands quite fully.
• Need to write without errors.

Morality

Do not mix business and personal contexts. Appreciate your knowledge and present them with respect to them and to yourself. Sell ​​yourself competently.