Unexpected "legalize" for the social network

On duty, I develop all kinds of “activities” for the social network X. All sorts of doctor-attorneys are invented, the turn has reached the agrarians. Everything turned out to be quite difficult, - farmers need to grow something. But what? Neutral tomatoes were recognized as banal, and a passion fruit with obvious exoticness was not to everyone's taste ... They put a fat comma and left (with the intention to brainwash at leisure).

The idea that I visited at the suburban gas station, you can safely write in the "waste production", but since it is just fun, I decided to share with you.

So (as everyone already guessed), you can grow "weed". Those who wish to engage in the cultivation of this difficult culture buys seeds from the site administration (for site money; so far, no explanation for where and how they come from). Seeds are planted in the profile using a special widget. Each seed planted brings a certain number of shoots (determined randomly, within certain limits of "fecundity"). The growth of “Mary” is influenced by many things: time, the presence of the owner on the site (or his activity is an option), the weather (an autonomous weather widget), and the presence or absence of special widget plug-ins (all kinds of “humidifiers” and “special lamps”) which can also be purchased.
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After a certain time (heavily dependent on the owner's prudence), the finished product can be purchased from the owner, and consumed (also with the help of a certain widget). “Used” and visitors of his profile (as well as readers of his posts and comments) will use archivated things (planned websites, change of colors and layout) using the javascript and fantasy used by the administration ...) You can improve the product (convert to cookies and balsams), resell and give. There is also a field of activity for plug-in manufacturers for the consumption widget ...

Something like that. Details and additions - the sea. However, no luck.