9 sure ways to drive away your visitors
Does it bother you that visitors linger on your site for more than five seconds? Conversion too high? Attendance rolls over? So get rid of visitors!
Here are the true ways to do this:
1. Navigation must be done in Java or Flash (well, at worst, JavaScript). The option that the visitor does not have the necessary programs is not considered.
2. Build any non-links in the same way as links. Use color, cursor. Spot your page with underlined words.
3. Require everyone who logs in to have a username and password. Make the registration as meticulous as possible, with many fields (don't forget to ask about the mother's maiden name) - and all this on one page. Mandatory protection from spam bots and confirmation by e-mail (which, however, you can not send).
4. By the way, a splash page with a heavy, movie-photo-video-realistic flash movie will emphasize that you did the site only for yourself.
5. Go to the maximum. Your details are a state secret. The procedure for payment and receipt of goods - too. If something can be downloaded, the user should find the necessary link only after hours of study of the site materials. You trade with Internet spare parts - the main page of the site should be autonomy. And so on.
6. Although what am I doing? On the contrary, put all the information right on the main page, let them come, take and leave immediately. For the convenience of such “fast” users, it is undoubtedly necessary to distinguish each section with a bright large heading (colors # f00, # 0f0 and # 00f will work well).
7. Forget about searching. I'm serious. Yandex, then why do you need, if each site will have its own search?
8. Change links? Well, here are some more of them and do it. On each page, regardless of where they really need to be placed. Below - just necessarily, at the top, above the whole page - very beautiful and popular. Do not forget about the navigation area and the places right inside the content.
9. Hang up more advertising. Floating, which always keeps in one area of the screen, following the scrolling - the most it!
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A site owner who has completed all these recommendations can hope for a zero conversion and no more than 10 visitors per day. Enjoy.
Here are the true ways to do this:
1. Navigation must be done in Java or Flash (well, at worst, JavaScript). The option that the visitor does not have the necessary programs is not considered.
2. Build any non-links in the same way as links. Use color, cursor. Spot your page with underlined words.
3. Require everyone who logs in to have a username and password. Make the registration as meticulous as possible, with many fields (don't forget to ask about the mother's maiden name) - and all this on one page. Mandatory protection from spam bots and confirmation by e-mail (which, however, you can not send).
4. By the way, a splash page with a heavy, movie-photo-video-realistic flash movie will emphasize that you did the site only for yourself.
5. Go to the maximum. Your details are a state secret. The procedure for payment and receipt of goods - too. If something can be downloaded, the user should find the necessary link only after hours of study of the site materials. You trade with Internet spare parts - the main page of the site should be autonomy. And so on.
6. Although what am I doing? On the contrary, put all the information right on the main page, let them come, take and leave immediately. For the convenience of such “fast” users, it is undoubtedly necessary to distinguish each section with a bright large heading (colors # f00, # 0f0 and # 00f will work well).
7. Forget about searching. I'm serious. Yandex, then why do you need, if each site will have its own search?
8. Change links? Well, here are some more of them and do it. On each page, regardless of where they really need to be placed. Below - just necessarily, at the top, above the whole page - very beautiful and popular. Do not forget about the navigation area and the places right inside the content.
9. Hang up more advertising. Floating, which always keeps in one area of the screen, following the scrolling - the most it!
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A site owner who has completed all these recommendations can hope for a zero conversion and no more than 10 visitors per day. Enjoy.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/12245/
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