Schedule of articles on Habré (for any week)

Monday

News: scientists have invented a time machine, a new laptop with a thickness of 80 nanometers has been released, Google is buying Microsoft, Facebook is laying off 1,000 programmers.
I got a startup. Popiaril, laid down under a habraeffekt, got up, collected remarks, thanked, was gone for ever.
A new version of the third left Linux has been released. Download urgently.
I am indignant - the operator has rounded up the phone bill to the multiplicity of Pi.

Tuesday

Refutation of the news: scientists invented only more accurate clocks, 80 nanometers is a technical process, not a laptop thickness, Google buys some kind of a startup that Microsoft refused to buy, Facebook is recruiting 5,000 programmers.
Beginning of holivar fashionable this week (tea vs coffee, binoculars vs spyglass, black vs white)
A very important technical resource (LJ, Pornolab, Sony Network) has been hacked (behind DDoSen, confiscated by the UBOP). Panic and despair.

Wednesday

Original and useful technical article (not every week)
Banal, but also useful technical article
Funny, but useless article in DIY or Abnormal programming
The answer to yesterday's beginning of holivar: the author ~~asshole is~~ mistaken, in fact, everything is quite different from what it really is.
The article in GTD that during work time at work you need to work a job, and not to write such articles on Habr, like this one.

Thursday

The end of the fashion holivar: the two previous authors of the ~~assholes are~~ partly right, every decision has the right to life, you need to think with your head. All agree, because already tired.
A very important technical resource (LJ, Pornolab, Sony Network) has restored its work. Light sighs and glee.
Review of some piece of iron: a comparison of the warm with the soft, the test "per tooth", the experience of driving a nail with a microscope, checking the flight qualities, searching for the guilty and rewarding those who are not involved.

Friday

Habrayumor
Canubic
Poll "What is your server color?"
Boobs (but implicitly - recognition of porn, innovations in torrents, 3d, sensory costumes). Everyone is mysteriously smiling and winking at each other.

Saturday Sunday

Subconscious - an article about the collapse of world IT due to the inconsistency of quantum mechanics and the theory of relativity. Blows horror.
Exhaust - cool passage of the story without beginning, end and author.
Scientific-popular - tilimilitamy improved kartsipukometriya. Nicherta is not clear, but very interesting.
Lifehack - how to spend 2 hours right now in order to save 2 times for 4 seconds later.
Translations are any good article that are either ignored or are being read in the original and explain to the author that he misunderstood everything.

Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/119010/