Commentary of the day: As Oracle predicted

UPDATE : So summarize!

As a result of voting and natural selection, zak2k is declared the winner ! His story , filled with humor and freshness, deserves all praise. Next to zak2k is Labinskiy , striking with brevity (the proverb says the truth!) And brevity! Well, 3,4,5 seats, by voting are assigned zboris , Smasher and Turansky .

Winners please provide your address for the delivery of prizes in a personal post author Morow .
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Thank you all for participating!



Welcome, habrazhitel!

The HP blog continues the traditional “comment of the day” contest. At this time, the contest will be the company Oracle, its charismatic leader Larry Ellison, multi-faceted and multi-layered products, as well as servers and processors Itanium, "sharpened" for them. It is known that they are often careless in statements, capricious, difficult to set up, voracious (guess which epithet belongs to what), but in general they make better the lives of individuals, companies and huge corporations.

As usual, we will ask you to tell about the first acquaintance, interesting experience or a curious case from the life associated with all of the above. Feel free to comment, even if the attitude is very distant - the wider the choice, the greater the opportunity to attract attention with its own history. The authors of the most popular ones (or, on the contrary, everything happens here) will get great prizes from us. This time there are a lot of them, which simply can not but rejoice.





Historians and storytellers have to compete for HP Microserver (the best server you can imagine at home), a special HP branded backpack (specially designed for carrying laptops), and trendy moleskines with HP-UX logo (you can record stories for future contests).

And may the Power of Habr be with you!