School of Life

- At the last lesson we went through the topic “Theory and practice of Internet discussions”. We will fix this topic. So let's see which of you at home is engaged in the repetition of the material covered, and who is stupidly watching a house or two.
- Just do not need so much pathos! - said from the spot - She will look ... But who are you, eh? With the diction of garbage is complete, and there too - the teacher from himself writhes.
- Well done Petrov! Immediately you can see an excellent student. Obhamil out of the blue. Everything is as it should be. Sit down - five.
- I did not get up. Do not flatter yourself! You have sore vanity.
- Umnichka!
- Do not hang tags here! - the girl has risen - It is not up to you to decide who is clever and who is not. I generally hate teachers with all my heart. They are always drunk and in blue crumpled robes go!
- Is it?
- Yes! Yesterday I saw that the Trudovik was coming. Drunk, in a blue mint coat. Yes, I poke! He says - you, girl, which is not in the classroom ... And from the very same rushing pedagogy. I already shaken all! And what is the most offensive of all - all such, all! The teacher can always find out - he is in a blue robe and drunk!
- Well done! All teachers are the same comb on the basis of a single labor! Umnichka! This is the topic! Is vital!
- That's it! Podonkovsky comments, and there - in the teacher climb !!! - the girl got puffed up.
- Shut up! - clanged the metal in the teacher's voice - Historically, we, teachers, taught, teach and we will teach you! Clear?!
- Yes, I finished school 15 years ago! It's time to get used to the idea that you are not my teacher!
- Ay, well done!
- Do not be distructed!
- Yeah. Well, in gratitude for the fact that I taught you everything - and you can show respect! I made a man out of you!
- Yes Yes. No one knows what would have happened if I had not a teacher, but a governess !!! Maybe I would have already received 2 Nobel!
- Yes Yes! Governess like you head knocking on the board!
- I do not want to talk to you! You hopelessly stupid!
- Good, Lenochka. Five. Who else? Senya?
- What are you attached to? Have you had sex for a long time? - barked Simon, not rising.
- Well done! Vasya?
- I have long wanted to tell you. Your daughter is pregnant by me.
- On the brink, Vassenka, on the brink. Well? The main argument? The most important?
- Kill yourself! - Bark barked class.
- Wonderful. And now let's move on to the next topic ...
- What are you merging? What are you draining, kiso? - shouted from the last party.
- Ivanov! Can't stop on time? Get out of the classroom! And tomorrow with my parents!
- Brothers, this kiso banned me and squeezed into the abuse! - boasted Ivanov leaving the classroom.

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