Why?

Why am I so drunk now that I'm not ashamed of my thoughts?
or
"Answers to questions of a drunken developer

So let me ask you a couple of questions, and you answer them ... we will carry out some statistics ...

1. Why only after 3 hours of attempts to restore the base, its tough optimization, smoking all possible and impossible bugs, do you think to drive into the df -m shell and realize your genius? (the first - the rhetorical)
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2. Why, instead of trying to drive google.ru and your request, do you drive in ya.ru, your request, scroll the page down and click on the “google” link?

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