Yandex, a falsely vigorous voice of a sales representative - “Nnnn-na-aa ... There is everything!”
The user, tiredly massaging his temples, looking incredulously at Yandex. “I don't need everything, I need a bank. Big Bank. "
Yandex, in surprise and with disbelief, goggling eyes - “Hmm ... Bank? Are you sure? Maybe you need a bank? "It could be something like this.
A warm summer evening, a tired dad comes home, dreaming about how he now finally will drink a couple of bottles of beer, watch TV, or just sit on the Internet, reading the auto forum.
“Daddy, what kind of guns are there?” Asked his five-year-old son, who recently became actively interested in military equipment and weapons.
“Son, what do you mean what? There are different things ... ”- father answers lazily.
“Howitzers, anti-tank, well, many different ones, look on the Internet, that you are molested to me?” - the father, idly scratching his head, points the child to the computer being turned on.
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The child is a little offended, comes to the computer, sniffs for a long time, knocking on the keyboard with one finger ... After a while, he comes back and asks: "Dad, but you didn’t tell me about the heat guns ..."
Request "Gun"Yandex dictionaries:
“Gun” in the definitions: 635 articles
In the dictionaries there are different guns, from ordinary to positron. But there is no one that flaunts in the sickles of search engines!
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