Lethal gadget. Tech death.
A long and inconvenient chain of events and causes led me to the idea of suicide.
It should be noted that I am accustomed to approaching thoroughly to solutions of any kind, and here the matter is really quite serious. Considered (and with indignation rejected) classic options. Wherever you throw - everywhere pain, crunch and gnash. Around it is full of skyscrapers, scurrying oncoming buses, trucks, weapons - only a hand (with a bill) stretch out. But in each version - the noise, stench, turmoil, and most importantly - disgusting public attention.
I plunged into the search for a nice intimate solution, concentrated, even stopped sleeping. And the idea of a gadget was born.
The gadget (with the working name "lifeplug") is simple, silent and elegant. Conveniently located in the palm of your hand. Powered by a special battery located under the cover in the back. The cover is also the start button. The device leans against the chest with the lower part, the first pressing determines the necessary impulse force, the second one stops the heart directly.
It is planned to create a (posthumous) startup for the production of such pieces. The Japanese market is very suitable: the Japanese love gadgets, are depressed and know a lot about suicide. And here - a miracle and not a solution - without noise, screams and bone and meat porridge on the pavement.
The idea from another pocket is a web-site for product promotion. In the cap are three huge webbolan explanatory pictures: 1. Are you tired of everything? 2. Purchase a gadget. 3. Doubleclick, and you're in the afterlife Linux!
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It is also funny to hold a competition for the best name for "Tamagotchi killer." The prize for the unwilling to beautifully self-conceive may be the cunning elimination of the enemy (for the first place - several enemies). The thing is universal, you can do it yourself, but you can also on the subway ... p-lean on it.
It should be noted that I am accustomed to approaching thoroughly to solutions of any kind, and here the matter is really quite serious. Considered (and with indignation rejected) classic options. Wherever you throw - everywhere pain, crunch and gnash. Around it is full of skyscrapers, scurrying oncoming buses, trucks, weapons - only a hand (with a bill) stretch out. But in each version - the noise, stench, turmoil, and most importantly - disgusting public attention.
I plunged into the search for a nice intimate solution, concentrated, even stopped sleeping. And the idea of a gadget was born.
The gadget (with the working name "lifeplug") is simple, silent and elegant. Conveniently located in the palm of your hand. Powered by a special battery located under the cover in the back. The cover is also the start button. The device leans against the chest with the lower part, the first pressing determines the necessary impulse force, the second one stops the heart directly.
It is planned to create a (posthumous) startup for the production of such pieces. The Japanese market is very suitable: the Japanese love gadgets, are depressed and know a lot about suicide. And here - a miracle and not a solution - without noise, screams and bone and meat porridge on the pavement.
The idea from another pocket is a web-site for product promotion. In the cap are three huge webbolan explanatory pictures: 1. Are you tired of everything? 2. Purchase a gadget. 3. Doubleclick, and you're in the afterlife Linux!
')
It is also funny to hold a competition for the best name for "Tamagotchi killer." The prize for the unwilling to beautifully self-conceive may be the cunning elimination of the enemy (for the first place - several enemies). The thing is universal, you can do it yourself, but you can also on the subway ... p-lean on it.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/11362/
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