Open letter of the President of Google Empire to the world community

The universal ability to communicate with each other is a key factor in the rapid evolution and economic growth. The language Esperanto was invented in the past century as a politically neutral language that should stimulate peace and inter-ethnic understanding. From the moment of its appearance, we saw for ourselves the advantages of an artificial language:

• Crystal communication, untainted by the cultural context;
• Widespread use of at least 10,000 people;
• Independent (and almost compatible) dialects that not only bring additional choices for speakers, but also stimulate healthy competition and innovation.

We expect even more communication between people in the coming year, and therefore we focus on our investments in languages ​​that are based on basic linguistic principles. To this end, we replaced the spoken and written language of our people in order to make it consistent with the forms of speech already approved by the Society for the Creation of Languages . We especially support Esperanto and Klingon , and we are considering adding support for other high-quality languages ​​in the future. Although English continues to play an important role in modern society, however, in accordance with our goal to support open innovation, its further use as a means of communication in our empire will be prohibited, and our resources will be focused on languages ​​that are not clean using in the real world.

These changes will occur in the next few months, but we are reporting on them now to give our citizens the opportunity to transfer libraries all over the world to Esperanto.

Dankon, nedankinde!
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PS: This is a translation of Tim Sneef’s ingenious parody of a recent Google post about abandoning the H.264 codec.
PPS: Do not forget to place the cursor on the used links in the text - they are also parody :)