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Collection of jokes

I just updated my site and decided to make people happy here because of the holiday

Uploaded to the Internet an exclusive collection of marasmus. All this I photographed at work during my work :)


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These are just dusty coolers.

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This dust cooler got stuck and the video card got so hot that it melted and fell out

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This is a body tuning

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Next, take Steve Jobs away from the monitor (if he is watching this) so that he does not accidentally have a heart attack. This is a MacBook Air, but this super notebook has one problem. There is no Cyrillic keyboard, so people drew the letters themselves, on plain paper and pasted

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The look is closer. Sorry for the quality, nothing better was not at hand

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And this is just some kind of burnt-out parts on the board, but everything works, all the ports and connectors.

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This card reader has suffered a lot of things. All that we pulled from him, you can see in the next photo. It reminds me of a booth from the ENT cabinet. What the doctor pulled out of the patient's nose / ear / throat, all sorts of bones, screws. And here is something similar.

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Here they just plugged in a sidi-rum and floppy disk drive with one cable and all this is still connected to the motherboard.

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And here they changed the RAM independently, but did not know that the latches on the slots opened.

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The memory module was raised a few millimeters in place with a slot, the contacts remained in the board

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Next on the photo self-soldering capacitors. Probably insert a capacitor in the old holes, it was difficult therefore it was sealed like that. But this is still half the trouble

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It looks like an ordinary cooler, but under it ...

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Under it, all the capacitors were soldered as they were, the new capacitors were large in size and therefore did not fit well under the cooler. As a result, the cooler was fixed very poorly, and one of his legs was broken at all.

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Another cooler under the 775 socket. Please note that instead of legs it has ordinary screws

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Nuts are normal too

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Twisted through the washers, without any isolation to the motherboard.

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When you need to fix some kind of board in the course goes all

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Even such a not quite suitable screw.

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Well, this is a new iron. In the case when assembling a computer, it is necessary to knock out the cap under the motherboard, sometimes it disappears together with the back cover of the system unit.

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And this is a package from the company HP. In this case, they overdid it with reliability. Why? We look further

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We open the package, there are sheets of foam rubber and foam

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Inside the box

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Bottom also foam

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And in the box, also in foam rubber, there are loops, really very fragile elements of the computer.

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Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/111039/


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