Holy war: cats against dogs
Excerpt from the chat site pet lovers:
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felix: Yes, people who scold cats simply never had them. Therefore, on the sly, they envy and hide behind dubious arguments in favor of dogs.
dogXPpert: Well, I’ll see how you and your cat play frisbee. Or even say that you can teach her to bring slippers, blouse ...
levelup: Actually, I have a cat and a dog. The cat is small, fluffy, so that in the evenings to keep on your knees, and the dog is a real Rottweiler. With him nothing is scary.
artDesign: And I have the opposite: I go to the customers and to the dog breeders club with a little Yorkshire, and at home I have a ten- kilogram kitten , 24 inches from nose to tail!
iCat: By the way, cats do not eat cat food. And where have you seen the same beautiful and tasty canned food for dogs?
Nerd: Do-do, Pedigri has long been releasing. Only, according to rumors, they stole the idea and design of Whiskas cans.
readyToSwitch: Guys, basically everything suits me in cats, and they look nicer, but they don’t know how to wag their tails and feed their paws. If it were not for this, he would have started a cat without thinking.
hamster-killer: And finally, all the same to me, vodka or a machine gun: as long as it blew the legs. Therefore, I keep a hamster, and I do not float anything. If suddenly what happens to him, I feel just as comfortable with the cat, with the dog, and with the marine pig.
engineer: Well, in the time of my youth, in a research collective farm, I passed a whole herd of cows ... Big ones, slow ones, don't drive them - they are still by themselves. The dog was alone, purely symbolically, only to run and bark, well, so that it would not be boring for me ... If I had been drowned, I would understand what the real joy of communicating with the beasts was.
kurolub: People, and I have a wavy parrot, and compared to all your mammals, it __ just flies_!
ping-finn: Friends, what are you arguing about at all? Better than the fish have not come up with anything yet. The system is modular, it fits even to the bathroom, even to a mayonnaise jar, but your cats have never dreamed of customization.
YoungTechnician: Eh, guys, I remember, I had a Sinclair ant farm in my childhood - this is a real topic, not that current self-indulgence
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PS: The above text is a fiction. All matches with real nicknames are random.
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felix: Yes, people who scold cats simply never had them. Therefore, on the sly, they envy and hide behind dubious arguments in favor of dogs.
dogXPpert: Well, I’ll see how you and your cat play frisbee. Or even say that you can teach her to bring slippers, blouse ...
levelup: Actually, I have a cat and a dog. The cat is small, fluffy, so that in the evenings to keep on your knees, and the dog is a real Rottweiler. With him nothing is scary.
artDesign: And I have the opposite: I go to the customers and to the dog breeders club with a little Yorkshire, and at home I have a ten- kilogram kitten , 24 inches from nose to tail!
iCat: By the way, cats do not eat cat food. And where have you seen the same beautiful and tasty canned food for dogs?
Nerd: Do-do, Pedigri has long been releasing. Only, according to rumors, they stole the idea and design of Whiskas cans.
readyToSwitch: Guys, basically everything suits me in cats, and they look nicer, but they don’t know how to wag their tails and feed their paws. If it were not for this, he would have started a cat without thinking.
hamster-killer: And finally, all the same to me, vodka or a machine gun: as long as it blew the legs. Therefore, I keep a hamster, and I do not float anything. If suddenly what happens to him, I feel just as comfortable with the cat, with the dog, and with the marine pig.
engineer: Well, in the time of my youth, in a research collective farm, I passed a whole herd of cows ... Big ones, slow ones, don't drive them - they are still by themselves. The dog was alone, purely symbolically, only to run and bark, well, so that it would not be boring for me ... If I had been drowned, I would understand what the real joy of communicating with the beasts was.
kurolub: People, and I have a wavy parrot, and compared to all your mammals, it __ just flies_!
ping-finn: Friends, what are you arguing about at all? Better than the fish have not come up with anything yet. The system is modular, it fits even to the bathroom, even to a mayonnaise jar, but your cats have never dreamed of customization.
YoungTechnician: Eh, guys, I remember, I had a Sinclair ant farm in my childhood - this is a real topic, not that current self-indulgence
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PS: The above text is a fiction. All matches with real nicknames are random.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/110202/
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