Funny requests for the development of sites

Maybe someone heard, one and a half months ago we launched the WebLeads system, which collects applications for the development of websites from customers and sells them later in a web studio.

Some system participants write to us that some application descriptions are "stupid and inadequate." Haha In fact, these are applications that have already passed moderation. Do you know how many interesting things we have read, what you do not see?

It is clear that the system collects applications in a not very high price segment, and many customers are poorly familiar with the nuances of working on the Internet. In addition, the project of the industry, and fellow developers, too, periodically amuse us with their "test queries".
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I will try to share this pure and uncomplicated joy:

• “ I am engaged in fortune telling and predicting the fate of people. I want to make a page on the Internet from which new customers will come to me. Work will pay for their services. "
  
  
• “ We need to make a Russian analogue of FaceBook, but about the services of our company - the sale of metal structures. The budget is 10 000 rubles. "
  
  
• “ We need a website for the sale of UIN numbers. By the way, if someone tells me how to crack these uin correctly in ICQ, this will be an advantage when choosing a studio . ”

Under a habrakat still ten funny requests which I even tried to break into categories. Spelling saved.

Requests from not very competent / slightly naive customers:

• “ We are a brick plant. Ready to work on barter only . ”
  
  
• “ I figured out how to make money online. I want to sell ads on my site, on which I will write all sorts of interesting things. "
  
  
• “ I want to make an online store like Ozone (ozon.ru). But is it possible to make sure that Ozone’s customers automatically go not to their store, but to mine? "

Just stupid:

• “(Site description is in progress). I specifically indicated the wrong email and phone, send my suggestions and I will let the contacts know the winner . ” Yeah, where to send it?
  
  
• “ We need to develop an online game mmorpg of the Fight Club type. Payment by virtual currency of this game !!! ". Just an attraction of unprecedented generosity of some kind.
  
  
• “ I want my page on VKontakte to be upside down, how much will it cost? ".

From competitors / colleagues:

• “(A description of a large tender is given, over which leading agencies have been fighting for half a year already). Win it already damn at least someone! "
  
  
• “ I know it is you, Terekhov. Do not even otmazyvaysya! ". Came before the public announcement of the system.
  
  
• “ Development of a corporate website Gazprom. Lebedevsky is tired, but we are bored here . ”
  
  
• “ We need participants for the phony gostender we want to win .”

These are the fun things. Although after moderation in the system Webleads, the number of inadequate is still small, and most of the requests are quite working.