Cry of the soul in the form of a sentence

And it is possible to make a checkbox in the profile “I was not, am not and will not be a representative of any company. I solemnly swear not to create companies on Habrahabr, not to join existing and not transfer Habrahabr news to familiar owners of companies ”, after choosing which, that huge, heavy flash-frame in the header of the page advertising“ new services for companies ”would be disconnected and offering to "try just now!"?

And then when reading from mobile devices it is * somewhat * annoying.