BIizlimit Internet: can come out, maybe not!

I got stuck here at the dacha - in Moscow the atmosphere was at least hanged, and at the dacha - even though I could eat, but until he gets there - the stench disappears ...
All is good, but now it’s hard to live without Ineta!
I plugged the Beeline modem into the access point and was already happy for a week ...

And then I went to Moscow for a day and realized that at the dacha I would be cooking for about a month, because the city is full of PE ...

“Well, I think, here it is - a chance to test Beeline's unlimited tariff!”
')


So, the initial data:
Modem zte 626 from Pchelain, stitched to "Universalka" for use in Linux.
Laptop with Bubunt 10.04.
D-Link DIR320 access point with “Olegovsky” firmware.

All this iron is very good and kindly worked together for a year, and who is more - no complaints. Crawled into No from the modem, connected the modem to the access point - everything is fine ...

... Until he took up the "Bezlimit" from Pchelain!

For starters, a certificate of their “no-limit”: no-limit ends on the second gigabyte, and then the traffic is blatantly cut! (Here I don’t ideologically give a damn about this fact, because the dacha is next to Vnukov, and there in all the Beeline tests are deep ...! So, cut-and-ditch, but 64 kilobits, to which they cut, we are there and the best of times did not meet!)
Well, all this fun is worth 550 rubles ...
Yes, I know, 495 is written, but another 50 rubles for the connection, and for more than a month I don’t need it myself ...

To get started - you need to activate the tariff.
There are two ways:
1. * 110 * 700 # (but the code must also be LEARNED !!! It is shown as pictures, and if you don’t load pictures to save - alas and ah! Generally - arrogance! All providers have their sites for free ... Except for mobile operators!)
2. Through the site.

Having decided that through the site it will be more convenient for me in the future - I requested a password and entered ...
... Almost: “We offer you (completely voluntarily) to change the password for every fireman! But then we will not let go without changing the password! But it is ABSOLUTELY VOLUNTARY! ”

Then an epic in the style “Change tariff -> To Unlimited -> Yes, yes, yes! I agree!"
... And the page does not load ...
I repeat the process (the balance has not decreased, the tariff is still old!), "... YES!" and the page is not loaded!
I fight with my head on the table on the veranda (the connection is really better from the second floor!), The parents ask from below what happened ...
Spit, ship pictures, figure out the fucking code, and enter it!
"Your application is accepted!"
And silence - the balance request gives all the same amount of 700 rubles in the tail, and an attempt to go to No - breaks off!

Forces are no longer - midnight, came on Monday.

- In the morning I continued to bang: “I knocked on the wheels, closed and opened all the windows” - the result is zero!
But the money was withdrawn !!!
But it does not connect!

I call in support for a free 8-800- ... (calls from a modem SIM card are IMPOSSIBLE, and the rest I have are Mega and MTS ...), I choose in the voice menu that I need YUSB modems, yes, I am the owner, yes I have problems!
As a result, the secretary picks up the phone, explaining the situation:
- So you need it in YUSB modems!
- So I called there!
- Well, you got hooked up in the wrong place ...

Transferred the call. I explain the next situation, call the number:
- And this is not what you need here! You in YUSB modems!
- Pancake! Where am I? I got yours the same here and kicked off!

Translates the call, explain, call the number:
- And this is not for you here!
- PGRR! Is that not modems again ?!
- Modems! But you have the Moscow region, and this is the Tmutarakan office!
- PPPPP!
- I switch to Moscow!
- "... Everyone is busy, wait for everything - nothing 50 minutes!"
- YYYYY!

Rezvanivayu. I wait for the answer of the secretary, clearly spelling out what you need YUSB-MODES MOSCOW REGION!
“Good, good, I understand you!”
This time from the second (TOTAL !!!) redirect came to support.
The support was scratched in the back of my head and I couldn’t advise anything: “The parameters on the tariff are the same!”

Assessing the quality of work for the bot as "1-1-1-1" I call back to the manager (only two redirects were needed!), I explain the situation, saying that since everything was OK before the tariff change - turn back and return the grandmother!
- Your application is accepted, sometime and you will have 3G!

In the evening, he took from his father SUCH a SAME modem and laptop with Windows and began to test:
1. Winda + fathers modem + father Simka = works. So the base station is alive.
2. Winda + fathers modem + my simka = except for jokes, but ALSO WORKS !!! Rave! My modem burned out ?!
3. Linux + my modem + my simka = fig with butter.
4. Linux + my modem + father Simka - everything is OK !!!

Marrazm!
I call in support, with the third call forwarding I get to the right place, I explain the clarified data.
The support with a perceptible odor boils away the remains of the brain: why it cannot be explained so !!!

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Day passed…
Today they received a call from the support team and talked to them in the end. In five minutes they found a problem that they could not solve!
TADAM !!!
In all settings and instructions both on mobiles and modems from Pchelain APN is listed as internet.beeline.ru - everything was as it was and worked ...
But ... For unlimited tariffs - you need to write home .beeline.ru !!!
The modem prog is all up to date, apparently, and substitutes, but in Linux - you need to beat in ...

“The settings are no different!” - ha, ha, ha…

PS “Some Biline sent me a message here!” (A phrase spoken by the mother in response to an informational message)